Poetry in MMA?

[Kenny Powerth]

For those who missed it, tonight on the TUF we were blessed with some amazing poetry.... feel free to post your favorite poetry lines but for me it was hands down Gilbert Smith from Season 17. His beautiful serenade went as follows:
"You got muscles, and you know how to tussle…. YOU DA MAN, with a bald head, lookin’ like a nut sac, but Im not gonna judge." (referring to Jesse Taylor). LOL!

Anybody else find this incredibly amusing?

 

[MysticCam]

Nothing gay about 7 dudes in a hot tub

 

[Fantasy]

JT money's poem about cheez its and cheesecake was life changing.

 

[Valhoven]

Nothing gay about 7 dudes in a hot tub

First line of an amazing poem right here...^

 

[Bloodworth]

That was bordem at its best.
Jt money looks like Steve o.

 

[hillelslovak87]

Titles lie before one's feet, defense is the realm of bums, Boxing seems a better path

The world's first Conku

 

[Zombie_Wombat]

Nothing gay about 7 dudes in a hot tub

Dick soup!

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Nayt used to get lots of hate,
because he would always procrastinate.
So the fans would assimilate.
But then he beat CM as of late,
made him quick to suffocate.
Now the fans are willing to vindicate.
Still he charged Dana for a higher rate,
not even open to a fair debate.
Thus, it's hard to differentiate,
the old Nayt vs the new Nayt.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/does-nayt-diaz-have-a-chance-against-khabib.3295221/page-2

 

[Slapchoppin]

JT Money is a trip

its real tough picking who i want to win because i like pretty much everyone on TJs team