Poetry in MMA?

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  1. Kenny Powerth Blue Belt

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    For those who missed it, tonight on the TUF we were blessed with some amazing poetry.... feel free to post your favorite poetry lines but for me it was hands down Gilbert Smith from Season 17. His beautiful serenade went as follows:
    "You got muscles, and you know how to tussle…. YOU DA MAN, with a bald head, lookin’ like a nut sac, but Im not gonna judge." (referring to Jesse Taylor). LOL!

    Anybody else find this incredibly amusing?
     
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    Nothing gay about 7 dudes in a hot tub
     
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    JT money's poem about cheez its and cheesecake was life changing.
     
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    First line of an amazing poem right here...^
     
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    That was bordem at its best.
    Jt money looks like Steve o.
     
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    Now this is pod racing!!!
    Titles lie before one's feet, defense is the realm of bums, Boxing seems a better path

    The world's first Conku
     
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    Dick soup!
     
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    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/does-nayt-diaz-have-a-chance-against-khabib.3295221/page-2
     
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    JT Money is a trip

    its real tough picking who i want to win because i like pretty much everyone on TJs team
     
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