Relationship Pick Your Bouncers

[Matt4786]

Inspired by the new Road House. You are running a club/bar frequented by knuckleheads. You can choose 5 bouncers to enforce this club. They can be anyone at any point in time as long as they aren't fictional (e.g. "No known weaknesses" Vitor Belfort). Personally, I want some guys who will fuck you up, scary-looking enough that you won't cause problems in the first place, but also level-headed enough to potentially defuse the situation if possible.

My list:

Schilt
Ngannou
Fedor
Brock
Vovchanchyn - I know he's smaller than the other guys, but I see him as the first line of defense. If you send him him out first against the malcontents, it really makes you wonder how bad it could really get.

So who you got?

 

[Gref]

Ngannou
Lesnar
Hendo
Vovchancyn
Fedor

Everyone else was never that good enough.

 

[Blayt7hh]

Mirko
Wanderlei
Francis
Mike Tyson
Shane Carwin

 

[Matt4786]

Everyone else was never that good enough.

Well that goes without saying.

 

[GhostZ06]

Mirko
Tyson
bonjasky
Hoost
Lennox lewis




But how many ipads are gonna be confirmed in this thread?

 

[Fedornvrthatgood2.0]

Doorman: Andre the Giant
Cigar Representation: Don Frye
Weedmang: Iron Mike Tyson
MVP: Fedor Emelianenko
De-Escalation Specialist: Lyoto Machida

 

[Rob Battisti]

Any list without Mark Hunt is silly

Mark Hunt
Mirko

Would be enough for any situation

 

[Staph infection]

Bas Rutten
Mirko Cro Cop
Mark Hunt
Jon Jones
Krazy Horse Bennett

 

[Gref]

Any list without Mark Hunt is silly

Mark Hunt
Mirko

Would be enough for any situation

Even Dalton needed some help. Who's filling out the rest of the team?

 

[Matt4786]

But how many ipads are gonna be confirmed in this thread?

Everyone who posts is getting an iPad. Say what's up to your girl for me.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Random UFC straw weight WMMA fighters. Might as well pimp them out.

 

[William Huggins]

Considering the goobers that cause trouble are more interested in names, Id pick whoever has the biggest name ...... Because people are idiots....

 

[Pliny Pete]

I only need one man protecting my establishment, @CZMuayThai11 , he'll keep that place free and clear of any trouble making minorities as long as he can manage to stay outta the county lock up

 

[LecherousCthulhu]

Eddy Hall at the door, Bo Nickal checking Id's, Usman Nurmagomedov checking tables, Mike Tyson at the bar, Tatiana Suarez in the back room
I would pick connor mcgregor, but he was never that good

 

[Sweater of AV]

Fedor - Goes without saying
Bas - I'm sorry sir but I'm going to have to break your leg
Cain - Loyal and will go to any length to get the job done
Jones - Dirty, zero remorse, willing to take care of unruly females
Sexyama - Eye candy

 

[BoogerDawson]

Ronda
Mighty Mouse
Dodson
Dana
Karate Hottie

 

[Rob Battisti]

Even Dalton needed some help. Who's filling out the rest of the team?

Ugh, fine!

I want tough guys willing to throw down.

Chuck Liddell
Bas Rutten
Dereck Lewis
Mark Hunt
Mirko Filipivic

Guys like Hunt and Lewis would be able to de-escalate and then take out the trash.

 

[PeterGriffin]

Mirko
Wanderlei
Francis
Mike Tyson
Shane Carwin

You're supposed to escort them out, not kill them.

That is a savage list bro.

 

[Matt4786]

Ugh, fine!

I want tough guys willing to throw down.

Chuck Liddell
Bas Rutten
Dereck Lewis
Mark Hunt
Mirko Filipivic

Guys like Hunt and Lewis would be able to de-escalate and then take out the trash.

Chuck is gonna drink all your top shelf liquor and pass out. Maybe Bas too.

 

[Rob Battisti]

Chuck is gonna drink all your top shelf liquor and pass out. Maybe Bas too.

I run a fun bar