I don’t choose sides, I just pray to God the right wing media keeps talking about Portland like it’s a war zone with roving bands of queers and fentanyl users wrapping aborted babies in desecrated American flags.
Honestly, it’s done wonders for our tourism industry. The numbers of self entitled assholes clogging up our hiking trails, fishing spots, surf spots, ski runs, breweries, dog parks, shopping districts, art galleries, and farmers markets has gone down by about 80%.
The proud boys have lost their last couple of rumbles with antifa And the neo-Nazis got frightened off by counter protesting Moms and librarians so things have actually been really cool around here again.