My Weird Dream about Amanda Nunes

latoya johnson said:
We're at an amusement park together, sitting on a bench with lots of people around.
I lean over and reach for her hand. She pulls it away, looks at me, and says "No".

Exasperated, I silently mouth the question "Why?".

An hour later, she sends me a REALLY long text message explaining why she doesn't want to hook up with me like that. Something about trust issues.

The weird part is, I'm obviously not attracted to Amanda Nunes, but this dream-version of her was somewhat pretty.
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I've got to admit I clicked on this thread expecting it to disappoint. It did not.

That's probably a sherdog first. Well done TS. Well done.
 
TheRassler said:
A man Dan Nunez


you had that same dream or something?
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Arrrrgh said:
I've got to admit I clicked on this thread expecting it to disappoint. It did not.

That's probably a sherdog first. Well done TS. Well done.
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wtf? this shit was plain as hell...of all the crazy threads on here...this garbage was what finally impressed you...<SelenaWow>
 
I had a dream too
I was in a bed kissing Nina Ansaroff, it was really good, then when I was pulling my pants off... I had no dick. I was Amanda Nunes. In that instant, Conor entered in the room saying: "You'll do nuthing, gtfo here!"
 
This is as good as a place as any. Young Sherbros, I am gonna give you a gift.....some of you will take it and lead successful, happy lives.

If it flies, floats, or fucks it's cheaper to rent.
 
Arrrrgh said:
You took the time to respond to me and post a gif. Wow.
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matter fact you're right...what the fuck am i responding to a speck of dirt like you...this will be the last one...but...unless you say some stupid ass retarded garbage again...you will get called out for it once more.
 
She would have pulled a Zed on you (with a strap on of course).
 
I am entertained by the responses to this thread
 
latoya johnson said:
We're at an amusement park together, sitting on a bench with lots of people around.
I lean over and reach for her hand. She pulls it away, looks at me, and says "No".

Exasperated, I silently mouth the question "Why?".

An hour later, she sends me a REALLY long text message explaining why she doesn't want to hook up with me like that. Something about trust issues.

The weird part is, I'm obviously not attracted to Amanda Nunes, but this dream-version of her was somewhat pretty.
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My fellow sherdogger was it sticky when you woke up?
 
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