My husband won't fit (Netflix)

[Jimmy Jazz]

How do you keep it up while a girl is crying? That sounds terrible.

a better question is how do you not keep it up?

 

[pookiyama]

I have been with a girl who was so tight it hurt my dick a bit.

 

[Tone C]

How do you keep it up while a girl is crying? That sounds terrible.

That's what the duct tape is for....



Merging this show with another thread....


" My husband won't fit up my bum..."

 

[BEER]

Yea, but we're not talking about your waistline here

Good catch.

 

[DragRacer]

Tears of fear.

Which is more effective.... pain tears or shame tears?

 

[GergreG]

This is a common problem due to the general gargantuan proportions of the Japanese penis.

If sherdog has taught me anything the Japanese men refer to their penis as tentacles.

 

[JbModest]

Needs more lube.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I thought Japanese women had sideways vaginas.

Put that shit in fucking spoilers. Gosh.

 

[TuBB]

I legit thought this is was going to be about one of those my 600 pound life morbid obesity shows. Thread delivered the laffs though.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

impossibru

 

[Jack Reacheround]

the weirdness of this premise sort of makes more sense now that I know it is japanese

My thoughts exactly. I’m actually surprised her husband isn’t s giant squid too.

 

[Jesus X]

impossibru

that is always funny

 

[Jesus X]

I have been with a girl who was so tight it hurt my dick a bit.

^^^check out ryan driller ova here

 

[HunterSdVa29]

is the show implying he can't even fit the tip in?

or is he 'bottoming out' so to speak?

I assume it's a comedy?

 

[ralphc1]

More likely

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

I know a couple that's in their mid 30s and according to the dude, they've never had sex before because her vagina is so small it won't even accommodate a finger.

She's not even hot and is a total bitch so I have no idea what he's doing with her.

 

[Horse Style]

I know a couple that's in their mid 30s and according to the dude, they've never had sex before because her vagina is so small it won't even accommodate a finger.

She's not even hot and is a total bitch so I have no idea what he's doing with her.

Even if she was the hottest woman in the world, why would anyone be with her if sex is never an option?

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Even if she was the hottest woman in the world, why would anyone be with her if sex is never an option?

I'd date for a little while and get some BJs but I definitely wouldn't put a ring on her finger.

 

[Jesus X]

is the show implying he can't even fit the tip in?

or is he 'bottoming out' so to speak?

I assume it's a comedy?

the urethra doesn't even fit in its so tight brah

 

[Phlog]

I thought that generally, unless there's a medical condition, it's all about how into it the woman is. A woman with hangups or one who hasn't masturbated might have trouble at first. The pain causing a reflexive avoidance, causing more pain etc.