Media Moicano Interviews MMA Guru: Big man said he'll scrap for 100 bandz

[Ares Black]

Boy why you always on here lieing. 1st you wouldn't do a thing and second if you did he'd destroy you. Your a grown ass man bro bullshitting to try and impress people on the internet is not cool Homer.

I guarantee I beat him and make it look easy.

 

[Ares Black]

He’s not even fat. He’s a tall handsome chad

His hair looks ridiculous and he has zero muscle tone.

He IS tall.

 

[Ares Black]

Love the Guru , he would wreck 80% of pepple here imo he’s a tank

Apparently the word "tank" has lost all meaning. He looks like he has never trained a day in his life.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

The craziest reveal in 2023 MMA news was that MmaGuru is a tall chad with a great head of hair and not a fat neckbeard hiding baldness behind that beanie. How Sherdog can even live with itself is still a mystery to me. The GOATuru. Be mad.

Just another weird aspect of MMA fandom. I can’t think of another sport where the media figures that cover it are so deeply disliked and resented.

 

[HoelHomero]

He’s not even fat. He’s a tall handsome chad

I pull way more hoes

 

[fortheo]

Just another weird aspect of MMA fandom. I can’t think of another sport where the media figures that cover it are so deeply disliked and resented.

Sherdog likes to watch the world burn, especially anyone having anything resembling success.

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

Lol if Moicano punks Helwhiney.

Guru is equally annoying imo, but both guys do have an audience, so props for managing to get recognition, good or bad.

Think I've only tried to watch one video and from my memory he was overly loud, am I remembering correctly? Like I just couldn't listen to it, it's like a whole genre of YouTubers I refer to as "loudtubers" that think talking super loudly = better.

 

[Dr Fong]

Just another weird aspect of MMA fandom. I can’t think of another sport where the media figures that cover it are so deeply disliked and resented.

No other sport has the same North Korean-level of control over the MMA media.

'Dear Leader' Dana Wifebeater constantly tells MMA fans to hate the media, and they dutifully oblige like the unthinking neutered mongrels that they are.

 

[Dr Fong]

Also the MMA media is legitimately complete trash, which doesn't help matters.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Y'all follow Money Moicano's advice tho and scoop them Bitch Coins? I know it was sounds mad fem,,,styll,,, but dat ain't mean it's was been all bad right all my #UFCFriend?

Mans should do a course or something frfr this was #Confuse

#FinancialAdvice #CoorsLight #GANAB

 

[NoSmilez]

His hair looks ridiculous and he has zero muscle tone.

He IS tall.

Bro! Why are you body shaming him?

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Apparently the word "tank" has lost all meaning. He looks like he has never trained a day in his life.

Bro idk what 6ixdog be talkin aboot fam you're game like a pit ,,, MMA Guru might start shootin double legs when he catches a 1-2 be a good scrap for sure I ain't taking sides tho all due respect

 

[Laheys'Liquorland]

He’s not even fat. He’s a tall handsome chad

He looks like he ate Chad.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

"Yo favorite MMA media mans is so fat ..."

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I guarantee I beat him and make it look easy.

How’s it play out bro?

Do me a lil PBP prediction

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

How’s it play out bro?

Do me a lil PBP prediction

Well, what I'D do is start off the fight immediately with the 3 free low blows and 4 eyepokes that every fighter gets...

 

[Ares Black]

How’s it play out bro?

Do me a lil PBP prediction

Well, as much fun as it might be to kickbox him, my biggest advantage would certainly be grappling and cardio, so I would immediately take him down and submit him. If he's a decent grappler he might survive for a while.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Well, what I'D do is start off the fight immediately with the 3 free low blows and 4 eyepokes that every fighter gets...

Damn u know the cheat code.

Guru would prolly resort to this lol

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Well, as much fun as it might be to kickbox him, my biggest advantage would certainly be grappling and cardio, so I would immediately take him down and submit him. If he's a decent grappler he might survive for a while.

Nice.

RNC with his face to the camera would be great lol

 

[OldFashion]

Well, as much fun as it might be to kickbox him, my biggest advantage would certainly be grappling and cardio, so I would immediately take him down and submit him. If he's a decent grappler he might survive for a while.

what is your weight and height?