MMA fighters arent that tough. I've felt their power. I could beat these guys

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  1. Theproof

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    Me: 6'1, 220 lbs and built like a brick shit house. This might sound crazy to most on here but I feel I have potential to be Light Heavywheight champ.

    Heres the story.

    I live in the Bay Area region of California near San Jose. Back in 2016, Jake O'Brien along with some other low card, MMA fighter from Bellator(I forget his name) held a grappling siminar open to all who where interested in MMA for a fee.

    We all entered the Gym and sat in a circle with O'Brien and his friend in the middle, talikng down to people and trying to act like alpha's just because their MMA Fighters. It wasnt what he said, it was how he said it. I didnt like his tone.

    The guy Continuously talked about how he fought Jon Jones, failing to mention that he got his ass kicked from pillar to post.

    The whole siminar was a sham, with O'Brien and the other goof talking and acting like tough guys and showing some grappling maneuvers and techniques to clueless fans and soccer moms in the crowd. There came a point where they where showing the technique for double leg takedowns. O'Brien relentlessly double legged a 250 lb soccer mom and took her down with no resistance. One after the other, O'Brien and his no name friend quickly dispatched these soccer moms and pencil neck geeks and made it look easy. No TDD whatsoever. Then it was my turn.....

    O'Brien had already tested my patience with the tone he was using and I couldnt wait to get my hands on him to embarrass him. I couldnt wait to attempt to stuff his double leg takedown. Now. Keep in mind, I have no prior combat training whatsoevever. But as you can see by the picture. I'm a fucking beast of a man. Not to brag but facts are facts.

    O'Brien called me up to go against the wall and got into position to double leg me. Little did he know, I gameplanned stuffing his takedowb. I replayed chael/Silva 2 in my head and remembered Andersons technique.

    O'Brien started from the clinch and quickly dove down for my legs. I quickly turned my hips to the side, bent down a little and spread my legs wide at an angle to the point where O'Brien struggled to get me down. He started to get frustrated and eent for a 2nd attempt. This time, I used no technique. I just pushed him to the side the second he tried to grab my legs like a little child. I was so surprised at how much stronger I was than the guy. If provoked, I felt I could have easily thrown him through the wall.

    O'BRIEN clearly embarrassed and pissed off tells his no name bum friend to take his shot at me with a double leg. He too was surprised by my Aldo level TDD.

    You see, I'm not impressed by these MMA pros. I watch these guys on tv and they are slow, flat footed and have no cardio and most of them dont throw combinations.

    I am confident I could beat at least 95% of the UFC LHW roster. I am a physical specimen. I am not a pro athlete but I am an A Level Athlete physically. I would break these guys.

    I am unorthodox. I do things that nobody would expect or see coming. They wouldnt have an anser for my Neo movement and I dont get tired.

    Matchups I think would be challenging for me:

    Jones: I think its 50/50. Either way, it would be a dogfight for the both of us.

    Rumbls Johnson: His power is real. I might get KTFO.

    DC: I wouldnt have an answer for his Olympic Wrestling if he gets ahold of me. But I am lanky and long enough for him to have a hard time closing the distance.
     
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    Literally none of this happened
     
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    You aren’t special TS. Average sherdogger is taller and bigger.
     
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    Cant believe I read all this bullshit
     
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    I'm not delusional enough to think I'd be champ but I've been saying for years that I'm a bad matchup for Couture, styles make fights.
     
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    <DontBelieve1> And I didn’t read a word of this shit.
     
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    Your tits are chock full of synthol
     
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    You ranting cause its a bad night in grindr for you???
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    Milord Sir Mangrinder Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

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    This thread needs the ‘confirmed’ prefix.
     
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    It's "seminar", you'd know this if any of this actually happened.
     
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    Dude is high and trying to be funny or is a crackhead and believes this shit
     
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    Why? Why do this to yourself?

    I didn't read none of that shitty essay you wrote. Sorry but
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