"That's my bike!"
Think a bell will save you? Take a seat chump - The Lombard Bombard
Honorable mentions;
"You wanna break my ankle... I break your face!" - Lombarded
You wanna give Lombard Bombard a hug? F*** No aint happening!!
All aboard the Lombard BOMBARD War-wagon!!
"You wanna break my ankle... I break your face!" - Lombarded