Lol, Elon Musk is dating Amber Heard

[Lonesome Crow]

How long before he goes coo coo for cocoa puffs?

This chick's dick game must be on a whole another level. She ain't that pretty and she got Depp all twisted, and Elon still decided to get his dipstick wet in that ball of crazy.

Wonder what kind of damning audio/video is gonna get leaked this go around...

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

For some reason I don't like her.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Elon has enough money to strait ghost her ass. He ain't scured of some gutter slut.

 

[faustian]

Lol and he seemed like a pretty intelligent guy

 

[BVG]

She's ok...

Just let em bang, bro

 

[Krixes]

She looks like she has taken more dick then a urinal.

 

[BVG]

She looks like she has taken more dick then a urinal.

A+ for the line...

 

[My name is]

I picture him as more of a Katy Perry type

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

She's good looking, but 98% of the chicks in the Sherdog Pics forum are hotter than her. With them, there is at least a small chance that they will not screw you over.

 

[Drenalin]

She must have a super tight pussy & give amazing blow jobs

 

[mushishi]

His net worth can buy a lot of dong.

 

[Drenalin]

Lol and he seemed like a pretty intelligent guy

Pussy makes males act stupid. That's true with all mammals

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Any Man who get's involved with her post-Depp is playing Russian Roulette with most of their worldly possessions.

With so many Honest Whores out there, why?

 

[sub_thug]

I respect the hell out of Elon, but he's been divorced 3 times from 2 different women. He's brilliant when it comes to engineering and business, but he seems dumb as hell when it comes to women.

 

[TidWell]

How long before he goes coo coo for cocoa puffs?

This chick's dick game must be on a whole another level. She ain't that pretty and she got Depp all twisted, and Elon still decided to get his dipstick wet in that ball of crazy.

Wonder what kind of damning audio/video is gonna get leaked this go around...

Elon is the classic example of a man who doesn't make good decisions when it comes to females, probably didnt get alot of tail before he got rich, most men are stupid, after seeing how she played Depp even secretly recording him to get him to blow up on camera how can any smart man trust this type of chick, if she screws him over no sympathy. He probably thinks wow im dating Johnny Depps ex! lol

This chick is a mental case for real, she left Depp because she found out he was in debt and had no money to take from him, Musk has loads of cash, all she needs now is to get pregnant and divorce him or rile him up and piss him off and film it to play victim.

Remember that well known gold digger who introduced cocaine to Jean Claude Van Damme she was a Hawaiian tropic model and married several rich men, slept with a married van damme got him to divorce his wife, and took him for half of his money, his career was ruined and she married the Herbalife billionaire and he died in his sleep and she got over 34 million

edit: her name was Darcy La Pier she was the farm girl who married into millions and was worht over 100 million by the age of 34 all from divorce money and child support.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/farm-girl-marries-her-way-million/

After Jean Claude she got with the Herbalife guy and he died a year later from anti depressant overdose in his sleep and she got 34 million of his money

Mark Hughes' fourth and final wife, Darcy LaPier Hughes. The former Hawaiian Tropic model, who married Hughes on Valentine's Day 1999 after previous marriages to Hollywood action star Jean-Claude Van Damme and Hawaiian Tropic founder Ron Rice, reportedly received a $34-million settlement.

 

[Sir Galahad]

How long before he goes coo coo for cocoa puffs?

This chick's dick game must be on a whole another level. She ain't that pretty and she got Depp all twisted, and Elon still decided to get his dipstick wet in that ball of crazy.

Wonder what kind of damning audio/video is gonna get leaked this go around...

Losing respect for her.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

I always question why such intelligent men make themselves fools for a pretty woman.

While I suppose it's not outside the realm of possibility that Heard and Musk connect in some deep and meaningful way, there is a better chance that he is fulfilling some highschool fantasy of hooking up with the hot girl.

Zuckerberg and Gates got it right - find a partner you actually have something in common with, and don't think with just your dick.

 

[TidWell]

She's good looking, but 98% of the chicks in the Sherdog Pics forum are hotter than her. With them, there is at least a small chance that they will not screw you over.

I know chicks like her she is very pretty, she has that weird quality though of seduction, she uses her girly personality and girly features to lure guys. This chick is a red flag big time she is a druggy with mental issues and worships Ayn Rand.

Every movie she does bombs yet she still gets roles, Im guessing she is a pass around girl sucking off produces, she is a farm girl from Texas, and she went into modeling and probably screwed a bunch of guys to get movie roles.

Musk is the typical smart rich guy who has no clue about women, white knight status. You see this all the time especially with Nerd rich, the smart guys who become filthy rich, these hot girls know these nerdy guys like the back of their hand, imagine you never got any poon in your early years no hot chick looks your way an this banging hot chick starts smiling to you, laughing at everything you say even if it isnt funny, caressing you, holding you, all this stuff, you will be seduced and fall for her.

 

[Graves The Elder]

well, the guy is into high mileage vehicles after all

 

[TidWell]

I always question why such intelligent men make themselves fools for a pretty woman.

While I suppose it's not outside the realm of possibility that Heard and Musk connect in some deep and meaningful way, there is a better chance that he is fulfilling some highschool fantasy of hooking up with the hot girl.

Zuckerberg and Gates got it right - find a partner you actually have something in common with, and don't think with just your dick.

Heard has her gimmick, like a male player there are female players, her gimmick is to appear deep, she looks like the valley girl cheerleader bimbo, yet she will tell you about Ayn Rand and all these books that she reads, thats what Depp fell for, Depp was like wow this smoking hot small town girl who models and isnt a ditz and likes deep books and reading?

She probably did the same with Musk, probably looked online about stuff he likes and told him she likes them too, its obvious though she approached him she had her eyes on him from the start. Its like the girls in college those white women who never associated with black men before, all of a sudden start seducing the black college stars from the hood and these black men are like wow a white woman likes me im special. seducing black athletes is the easiest to do, its why these gold diggers try to latch onto them early and if they dont make it to the nfl or nba they dump them, and start going to hollywood parties to meet a celeb.