Clippy Good Times @plutonium Joined Jun 13, 2015 Messages 54,743 Reaction score 26,775 May 6, 2018 #1 Be sure to use spoilers I'll go first ------------------------------- Why was the butter kicked out of the casino? Spoiler Cause it was on a roll
Be sure to use spoilers I'll go first ------------------------------- Why was the butter kicked out of the casino? Spoiler Cause it was on a roll
Curmudgeon Banned Banned Joined Mar 13, 2017 Messages 8,526 Reaction score 8,378 May 6, 2018 #2 The person who invented the "knock knock joke", won the Nobel prize...
Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned Joined Jun 14, 2016 Messages 10,217 Reaction score 1 May 6, 2018 #3 I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Spoiler Then it hit me.
facePuncher7 Founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army @Brown Joined Jul 22, 2004 Messages 3,977 Reaction score 674 May 6, 2018 #4 These jokes lack Spoiler punache
syct23 ...ElipsisBelt... @Steel Joined Jun 10, 2008 Messages 26,684 Reaction score 10,016 May 6, 2018 #5 FUCKYOU!!!
Headkicktoleg Banned Banned Joined Jul 19, 2014 Messages 39,976 Reaction score 7,504 May 6, 2018 #6 Agent Mulder's Hair said: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Spoiler Then it hit me. Click to expand... not a pun
Agent Mulder's Hair said: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Spoiler Then it hit me. Click to expand... not a pun
Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned Joined Jun 14, 2016 Messages 10,217 Reaction score 1 May 6, 2018 #7 headkicktoleg said: not a pun Click to expand... It actually is.
Headkicktoleg Banned Banned Joined Jul 19, 2014 Messages 39,976 Reaction score 7,504 May 6, 2018 #8 Agent Mulder's Hair said: It actually is. Click to expand... You're right my bad.
Headkicktoleg Banned Banned Joined Jul 19, 2014 Messages 39,976 Reaction score 7,504 May 6, 2018 #9 Dad, did you get a haircut? Spoiler No, I got them all cut
NoGoodNamesLeft Silver Belt @Silver Joined Aug 21, 2013 Messages 13,715 Reaction score 15,649 May 6, 2018 #10
Capt Lunatic Purple Belt @purple Joined Mar 18, 2013 Messages 1,562 Reaction score 1 May 6, 2018 #11 I spent all day trying to recreate KFC's 12 herbs and spices recipe... Spoiler Couldn't do it...I ran out of thyme.
I spent all day trying to recreate KFC's 12 herbs and spices recipe... Spoiler Couldn't do it...I ran out of thyme.
Hotora86 war in the ring, never outside Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,010 Reaction score 5,337 May 7, 2018 #12 - What did the fisherman say to the card magician? - Pick a cod, any cod!
Hotora86 war in the ring, never outside Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,010 Reaction score 5,337 May 7, 2018 #13 - What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? - If you have swine flu, you need oinkment. If you have bird flu, you need tweetment.
- What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? - If you have swine flu, you need oinkment. If you have bird flu, you need tweetment.
Katsumi Yamada Gold Belt @Gold Joined May 9, 2010 Messages 16,612 Reaction score 781 May 7, 2018 #14 Ok here goes nothing... Q: What is Mike Tyson's favourite drink? A: Punch
Hotora86 war in the ring, never outside Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,010 Reaction score 5,337 May 7, 2018 #15 - How did the hipster burn his mouth? - He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Hotora86 war in the ring, never outside Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,010 Reaction score 5,337 May 7, 2018 #16 - What do you call a fish with no eye? - Fsh
Hotora86 war in the ring, never outside Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,010 Reaction score 5,337 May 7, 2018 #17 - Why was the cat afraid of the tree? - Because of its bark.
Hotora86 war in the ring, never outside Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,010 Reaction score 5,337 May 7, 2018 #18 - What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? - A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
- What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? - A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
Hotora86 war in the ring, never outside Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,010 Reaction score 5,337 May 7, 2018 #19 - Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? - He wanted to go bear foot.
Hotora86 war in the ring, never outside Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,010 Reaction score 5,337 May 7, 2018 #20 - Why won't a bike stand up by itself? - It's two tired.