I don't blame DC for the eyepoke. You saw JDS eyepoking last night and you see in every event this shit happening. You would have to be crazy to actually not get the advantage of it when there's nothing to penalize it. They say its forbidden by the rules but the point is no one is getting penalized for it. Why not poke them in the eyes a little bit, scratch their face with them clutches and kick in the groin once. They'll warn you once verbally and you take that time as simply a bit of rest.
It's funny because IIRC in this gif he's talking about the prospect of Trump running.