you must get your whiny inclinations from your dad. he gets uppity like this when your mom has me stir her pudding. she likes when i keep the fedora on. her only complaint is that i don't kiss her on the mouth.
when she wants me to frost her brownie, she'll grab my neckbeard, pull me in reaaal close, and whisper "there's no whining in Judo."
she's obviously got the superior genetics. that's why we have your pappy lick up the mess. it's the only decent DNA he'll ever have in his body.
i'm sure he'll share some with you.