Jon "Sexual Chocolate" Jones or "Bones" Jones?

[Zefram Cochrane]

Jon "Roids" Jones
Jon "Cheats" Jones
Jon EstroJones

^all are far better

 

[Money509]

Jon "Rainbow" Jones

 

[Vil7]

Jon "Gyno" Jones

 

[Thai Domi]

Jon "Natural Born Eyepoker" Jones

 

[UL]

Jon "car WRECK" Jones

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

Jon "have the world and throw it all away because I have to be an arrogant asshole" jones

 

[Haj01]

That was "back when all you eva needed was the cocaine...."

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

Jon "clomid" Jones

Jon "Jon Jones" jones

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

Jon "USADA" Jones

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

Jon "hittin' all the traffic cones" Jones

 

[myjohnson9]

Jon blows jones

 

[MPD-Psycho]

There's only one suitable nickname, The Martian Manhunter.

 

[BeardotheWeirdo]

Sexual chocolate... I think the nicknames "pot brownie" or "nose candy" are more appropriate for him.