Joey Diaz should fill in for buffer periodically

[13 others]

he should do a fight night here and there when buffer isn't feeling it.

In the red corner he's a FUCKEN KILLLER FROM BOSTON! FROM FUCKING BOSTIN !! EDDDDDDDY ALBARTROZ

AND THE KID IN THE FUCKIN BLUE CORNER THIS KID WILL FUCKING BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YOU KHALABLEEB NURGAMEDOVS!!!!!!!!

 

[IMPmmath]

He could dress as Joey Karate and do katas while announcing them.

 

[VinceArch]

Lay off the weed.

 

[Midnighter]

OP, I'm about to swing on you.

 

[Rehydrated Dos Anjos]

IN THE RED CORNER WE HAVE THAT BLACK GUY AT 170 TYRONE WOODLEY
IN THE RED CORNER WE HAVE THE IMMIGRANT MENTALITY MOTHERFUCKING STIOPIC

 

[ChildoftheCorn]

If not Joey, then his nephew:

 

[ZafroTexas]

This mother fuck here fresh off the fucking streiods for 3 fucking days Francis Fear of a Black Man Nganou vs fresh of the boat Stipe fucking Miopic

 

[giusti825]

KHABIB NURMAGO.....Oh, you know who the fuck im talkin about....that crazy russian muther fucker who wrestled bears as a kid....