international penis fraud ring busted -- lizards, witchcraft (pic)

[JosephDredd]

Wildlife investigators on Tuesday said they uncovered an international fraud in which huge numbers of dried penises of endangered monitor lizards are being fraudulently sold online as rare plant root sought by people who believe it wards off evil.

Wildlife investigators from India and Britain said Tuesday they have uncovered an international fraud in which dried penises of endangered monitor lizards are being sold as a plant root regarded as a good-luck charm and used in religious rituals.

The London-based group World Animal Protection said the dried penises of Bengal monitor lizards and yellow monitor lizards look similar to a rare plant root sought by people who believe it brings good luck.

Wildlife authorities conducted raids in five Indian states last month and some raids are continuing, said Neil D’Cruze of WAP.

While the plant has all but disappeared from the Indian countryside, wildlife traffickers have been buying the dried lizard penises and fraudulently selling them online, said the Wildlife Trust of India in New Delhi.

The two lizard species are on India’s list of endangered animals, said Jose Louies, who investigates wildlife crime control at WTI.

“The dried lizard hemipenis looks like two hands joined in prayer and is similar to the “hatha jodi” root that people believe can ward off evil,” Louies said. “There is a widespread belief that it saves you from court cases.”

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/...ms-investigators-say-theyre-just-penises.html

 

[minute bull]

There's a lot of words that shouldn't go together in this threadtitle.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

 

[mb23100]

Ban ts for posting explicit pics

 

[cobrinski]

i'm very confused

 

[loyalyolayal]

i'm very confused

Don't worry, female monitor lizards would find your hemipenis attractive. Maybe.

 

[cobrinski]

Don't worry, female monitor lizards would find your hemipenis attractive. Maybe.

thanks,i hope so,
but i'm worried,this looks like a new face,new level of terrorism

 

[bref]

Lizard penis tea. Alright.

 

[PaleMoonlight]

 

[tru3f4n]

I'm surprised it wasn't related to eating tiger penis, dog penis, horse penis, or sherk fin to make inadequate micro dick fucks think it would make their weiners bigger but it's to keep court cases away wtf.

 

[loyalyolayal]

thanks,i hope so,
but i'm worried,this looks like a new face,new level of terrorism

Good thing your penis is like 2 hands clasping in prayer.

#prayforhemipenis

 

[Graves The Elder]

 

[JosephDredd]

I've never seen the full gif. I didn't know he rubs his face in shock. That makes it even funnier.

 

[JosephDredd]