If you were in the UFC who’s the one guy you’d never want to fight

[Marko Polo]

For some reason I just find Gilbert Burns to be a scary dude. He has no weaknesses and fights to finish. He has power in his hands and is crafty too, can wrestle if things aren’t going his way on the feet. I know he’s not the best fighter in the world but I find his skillset to be quite intimidating

 

[Dandy Chiggins]

I wouldn't want to fight Israel because he is likely to violate your asshole if you get knocked out.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Conor. I would be retired by the time he finished filming Road House 4 Dalton Lives

 

[Randy Fandy Fo Fanders]

post op Justine Kish

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Alexa Grasso.

You just don't hit your wife.

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

Sergei Pavlovich, Alex Pereira, Shavkat are a few who come to mind

 

[MetaIIica]

I don't think I could hurt Ngannou even if he let me hit him as hard as I could in the jaw.

 

[ferrisjso]

Palhares.

 

[MetaIIica]

Palhares.

You'll have no limbs left

 

[LiQuiD42]

Rousimar Palhares.

 

[ModernMatt]

Hendo...eventhough you'll expect the H-Bomb and do all you can to avoid it...it will still find its target. I don't need to become his next logo inspiration

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Rousimar Palhares.

Palhares.

The guy ain't no world beater but the thought of having to do 8 months to a year of physical therapy if you lose would fuct me up mentally in the dressing room.

 

[sonofjay817]

I wouldn't want to fight Israel because he is likely to violate your asshole if you get knocked out.

For many sherdoggees here, that would be a perk.

 

[LiQuiD42]

The guy ain't no world beater but the thought of having to do 8 months to a year of physical therapy if you lose would fuct me up mentally in the dressing room.

Precisely! I enjoy the simple things, like having two functional legs.

 

[sonofjay817]

Alexa Grasso.

You just don't hit your wife.

Gina Carano and then Alexa Grasso for hottest female MMA fighters of all time. Why did you have to go and post that gif? I'm trying to do work and now Alexa fills my brain.

 

[haj02]

Derrick Lewis, that dude is hilarious and scary as fuck. Anyone who is funny and tough is super dangerous.

 

[Uber_Noober]

A young, prime, undefeated Diego Sanchez. His cardio and unrelenting pace means I’d have to use a gun to survive. I think most folks here will agree he is nuts.

 

[Iroh]

If we're including past fighters, stinky ol' Matt Lindland

 

[Benoitthegr8]

I wouldn’t want to fight prime UbeReem, dem knees

 

[Objectively Correct]

I'd obviously knock them all out in the first round, I don't know what all of you are so afraid about.