If you were a UFC fighter what would your nickname be?

[TheVenom]

So when you get KO’d by a white guy it’s all over the National media claiming it’s a racist attack & then riots ensue. Not cool

If I’m fighting arlovski or Thiago alves I’m definitely picking the the nickname “the chihuahua” so then the announcers say “the chihuahua mauled the pitbull”

Hitting me is a hate crime

 

[Ogata]

Hard as Diamonds!

 

[ChoKuRei]

The hungry princess

 

[po_thead]

The Sandman

 

[Dead Kennedy]

Tooth, Tooth DK, Timmy the Tooth, as they are all real nicknames that people to this day still call me. All because of this goddamn puppet...

 

[DragRacer]

The Anal Acrobat

 

[Haliacmon]

The World´s Most Dangerous Manlet

 

[KeiranMc]

The nerf gun

 

[Horriblehim]

The best fighter ever

 

[Espresso]

Jhonny "The Sicko" Lamburt

 

[frye666]

Flash..............

Cause I am gonna ko you or you are going to finish me.
I doubt I would have a fight last over 30 seconds.

 

[whaleshark]

“Huge If True”

 

[octagon888]

snooze button....definately

 

[JustBleed69]

I would be Spawn of Satan

I would change my nickname to my opponents legal name before every fight

 

[rockylion]

Rocky "the calgary cunt" Lion

 

[Gambit MMA]

Looks like he’s trying to learn flamethrower, Joe!

But, he already knows four moves.

Should a move be deleted to make room for flamethrower?

DRAGON RAGE OUTTA NOWHERE

OH MY GOD SEISMIC TOSS

 

[Aforo88]

CTE-City

 

[D'z]

" Your Tears "

 

[jeff7b9]

"The CTE posterboy"


I've had too many concussions already... at least 5 that I can remember and two of those I was out fucking cold bad, it's probably more than 5 but I don't want to think about it...

 

[Werdun]

"You touch my talala"