If you have to survive 1 round, who would you choose?

[NeverAgainPlaya]

I MIGHT be able to circle away from JDS for five minutes... maybe. He's probably the slowest of the lot.

I know I don't want mush brain via TrTor, and I know I don't want my ribs smashed through my lungs by Alistair. I'd rather not be raped by a gorilla, so Brock would be out. Rumble is so fucking rangy and powerful I'd think I was out of range and he'd feel comfortable in the pocket before knocking a third of my face out of the cage.

Maybe if I smile at JDS enough while circling he'll find himself disarmed a bit.

Then I'd just put that chump on the cage and beat his brains in.

 

[NeverAgainPlaya]

I retract my entire statement.

This is my pick, and no, there's no fucking way I'm wearing a cup.

Mount me Ms. Tate. Or North/South me.

 

[HDKIKR]

Definitely would not last a round HHNNNGGG

 

[Dingaling]

Brock. I let him be general and call it, I'll sell like a son of a beeyatch, and we'll take this sucker to a 25 minute Broadway (with plenty of colour of course), ending with him hitting me w/ the 30th drive through Suplex City just after the horn sounds.

Cain, DC, & Luke/Buff Bagwell proceed to do a run in and triple team Brock, spray painting AKA all over his prone body.

 

[JollyRants]

Don't be stupid. I've seen all that. That's exactly why I'd be running.

Show me a gif of him running, then tell me something.

So you gonna just run away from a guy that fights in a cage for a living and is an expert of cutting the cage off lol for 5 minutes ? Dude you won't get away from me in a cage for 5 minutes let alone JDS HAHAHHAH. You aint running to far in a closed off cage lol, you would be kod in 10 seconds lol.

 

[McGeezle]

Econoreem may let you dance around the outside for a full round

Plus, if you land...

 

[RetiredSlave]

JDS because he seems to be the nicest and Id straight up say during faceoff, hey man I was forced into this, I have no chance can you go like 5% and just let me survive the round after which Ill concede? I think hed say ok. Also me being a natural MW would probably make him more likely to show mercy too.

 

[McGrubie]

Probably Rumble. He has the chin and striking to make it somewhat interesting. All of the others you mentioned, I would KO in the 1st 20 seconds.

 

[shaffmeister]

Can we add Bryan caraway to the list?

 

[SouthSide971]

Jds and rumble =one puce ko = brain trauma
Lesnar =ground and pound of death=brain trauma
Ubereem =death
So i chose trt Victor by head clean off but he is the le least powerfull and i got big size advantage over him

 

[Necrobishop]

OMG I have no idea...

But outside of the list, I'd pick GSP.

 

[frederick]

There is no chance to survive against any of them, because they won't have to respect your offense and they'll charge your ass down.

 

[Which Doctor]

So you gonna just run away from a guy that fights in a cage for a living and is an expert of cutting the cage off lol for 5 minutes ? Dude you won't get away from me in a cage for 5 minutes let alone JDS HAHAHHAH. You aint running to far in a closed off cage lol, you would be kod in 10 seconds lol.

Stalking JDS gonna get slept by @Breaking

 

[Summoning]

Overeem.. He's KOable.

Will you KO him with your Beer? or with your Keyboard?

 

[Deleted member 501827]

JDS. I feel like he's the slowest runner of them all.

Didnt JDS beat Brock in that football obstacle course race on TUF?

 

[Huligani]

Don't be stupid. I've seen all that. That's exactly why I'd be running.

Show me a gif of him running, then tell me something.

Couldn't find a better quality video, sorry.



Better athlete than Bork Laser.

 

[Sean Long]

Easy pick.....Ubereem. He has no heart and Stipe will soon take his soul.

 

[Breaking]

So you gonna just run away from a guy that fights in a cage for a living and is an expert of cutting the cage off lol for 5 minutes ? Dude you won't get away from me in a cage for 5 minutes let alone JDS HAHAHHAH. You aint running to far in a closed off cage lol, you would be kod in 10 seconds lol.

Are you retarded? I wouldn't need to get away from you. But since we're talking about me vs JDS, I'd love to hear what you think my best option would be...

What would be a better strategy than running?

 

[Deleted member 501827]

Couldn't find a better quality video, sorry.



Better athlete than Bork Laser.

lol I was looking for that but couldnt find it

 

[RedRaven]

North-South position and hold on.