If you had to create an ultimate freakshow mismatch, what would it be?

Lesnar/Minowaman in Japan. Terrible mismatch, I know, but at least Brawk has the size edge.
 
Francis Ngannou vs Conor McGregor
Francis Ngannou vs Michael Bisping
Francis Ngannou vs Demetrious Johnson
Francis Ngannou vs TJ Dillashaw
Francis Ngannou vs Kevin Lee
Francis Ngannou vs Tyron Woodley
Angela Magana vs Cris Cyborg
Angela Magana vs Amanda Nunes
Angela Magana vs Jessica Andrade
Angela Magana vs Ronda Rousey
Jon Jones vs Michael Bisping
Conor McGregor vs Ubereem
Demetrious Johnson vs Ubereem
 
CM Punk vs Dana White
 
Akebono vs ...
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I think the dude with stubs would win, only because the opponent would feel wrong about hitting him, hurting him, and the crippled would feign weakness and pretend to be really scared in there. Then when the opponent tries to move in to lightly wrestle him, he would explode, slam the guy to the ground with his stubs and then rain down hellbows of death with the look of pure evil in his eyes
 
I think the dude with stubs would win, only because the opponent would feel wrong about hitting him, hurting him, and the crippled would feign weakness and pretend to be really scared in there. Then when the opponent tries to move in to lightly wrestle him, he would explode, slam the guy to the ground with his stubs and then rain down hellbows of death with the look of pure evil in his eyes
I don't know. Akebono is a ruthless killing machine.
 
mighty mouse vs. gabi garcia.
 
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