If Adesanya wins, he and Pereira are 1 and 1 in the UFC.
That should be the end of the rivalry and they ought to cruise around Miami and slay some serious Cuban pussy together.
Izzy and Poatan tag teaming fine big-titted bitches in the 305.
I wish I were there to facilitate the whole thing.
Come on boys, let's drink a few rum and lime frozen daiquiris, fuck a couple high-end $5000 a night escorts and finish it all off with Cuban street food and light-up some Cohibas.
After a night like that... Israel and Alex, BFFs.