I want to start doing MMA. What do I do to get started?

[MaxMMA]

He's been doing it for years and he's famous for it. And it is fantastic.
I don't. Please tell me what is the only thing that's sorrier than a bjj guy pulling guard/butt scooting in an MMA fight?

A badass striker than knocks someone down, then lets them stand back up because they are to scared to engage on the ground against a half way gone fighter.

 

[Hotora86]

A badass striker than knocks someone down, then lets them stand back up because they are to scared to engage on the ground against a half way gone fighter.

You can still win fights like that - as opposed to butt scooting for 3 rounds.

 

[quine]

lol why do you have a pic of that logical philosopher and give advice about fighting from an anime? are you like 14?

Logical version is as follows:
I command you that there exists some x such that x is your own finish blow, and you develop x.