I have bed bugs

EL CORINTHIAN said:
It's 2:41 Am and as I was going to bed I wanted to check for a bug just to make sure. Sure enough I saw the juciest adult bed bug with a full belly of my phuking blood crawling on my pillow. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight fuck that.....checked the couch, coast is clear. If you don't hear from me tomorrow tell my mom I love her for me.
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So are you going in to work tomorrow? I don't know if ripsta was serious about spreading the infestation if you go to work or the gym. But you might as well make the best of it and use this chance to infest people you don't like (stupid coworkers/bros at the gym). Godspeed.
 
EL CORINTHIAN said:
It's 2:41 Am and as I was going to bed I wanted to check for a bug just to make sure. Sure enough I saw the juciest adult bed bug with a full belly of my phuking blood crawling on my pillow. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight fuck that.....checked the couch, coast is clear. If you don't hear from me tomorrow tell my mom I love her for me.
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Teach you for bringing home those dirty crack ass skanks.
 
My family owns rentals and we use to pay 2500 to treat bed bugs professionally. Then we found out that bed bugs and other bugs can't live above 120 degrees. So we do this now and it usually costs under 250 dollars.

We plastic each window in the place. We then crank up the heat to it's max setting and disconnect the thermostat so it doesn't shut the heat off. From there we run temporary flexible duct from portable gas jet style heaters that you can rent from any local big box hardware store to each plastic'ed off sealed rooms. These heaters exhaust harmful gas so you have to place them on the porch, fabricate a plastic curtain over the front door, and create your flexible duct holes in said curtain to run your flexible ducts to your zones.
You have to section off it individual space, which requires it's own heater. From there we blast the portable ducted heat to each room. We check room temps and usually try to get it to 125 if possible (easier to do in the summer vs winter) and leave it like that for 2 hours to be safe. This kills all bugs/eggs including bugs that just suck, without the use of chemicals. We now own our own heaters and the usually the only expense is the portable propane we use. After the extreme heat we go around and culk around all baseboards in the house at the wall and were the baseboards meet the sub flooring. This takes a while, but seals the place. Usually bed bugs are heading in the wood molding or under the carpet pad. If the bugs are really bad we have removed the carpet to hit the place with a 2nd dose of heat. If you have any questions feel free to contact me.

sunbelt rentals rents everything you need. Including heater rental and duct rental. You'd only have to buy the plastic. I'd guess, depending on how many heaters you rent, you could do it for under 500
 
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Bed bugs are legit the worst thing in the universe. I bought a brand new, $3,000 mattress and had to get rid of it because of bed bugs. The landlord refused to pay up, so I took a bunch of pictures of the bugs, my bites, our email correspondence, and left without completing my lease. One of the worst experiences of my life. I couldn't sleep well because I kept waking up thinking I was getting bitten for two weeks. In some cases I would slap my arm and there would be a blood stain because they would burst. I'm getting the willies just thinking about it.
 
Some pretty shitty suggestions here. Listen...you're somewhat fukd. These things are a scourge on humanity and incredibly hard to get rid of.
My friend owned a building he lived in and he got them and i brought them home to my moms with me. It was a nightmare...i would have 20-30 bites on me and i never saw a single bug. My friend was covered in a hundred or more bites and never saw a bug. They actually have a numbing substance in the jaws that makes it so u don't feel them and wake up.
Anyhow..my point is how do u kill an enemy that u can't find? If u miss just a couple or their eggs they just keep coming back. Luckily my mom was already selling her house so we literally left.
Most important...whos property is it? If not yours then ur fine. Landlord fixes it fast or u bounce.
Assuming its yours...getting rid of ur shit wont work...they hide everywhere. You should bag ur mattress tho.
There's a treatment where they heat your entire place up like an oven...thats effective but very expensive. Steam works as well and some chemicals. Good luck.
 
I moved into a room when I was down on my luck, that was utterly infested with bedbugs. I looked at the room and signed the contract at noon then moved in a little bit later, but they only started coming out as the day passed.

I went fucking mad, called the maintenance guy and said that the room was unliveable. He absolutely nuked the place with this bedbug killer about three times, the floor, my mattress, all of my clothes. I also had the divan taken out. I ended up sleeping on the train that I'd take to go to work, in work clothes that stank of the stuff whilst occasionally killing the bed bugs that crept on my shoulder.

I washed everything thoroughly when I got home and the room was sprayed one more time. The bedbugs kept coming out but they kept wandering into the sprayed areas and dying, so as a few days passed, I kept having to collect and bin bed bug corpses until they no longer appeared.

A horrible, traumatic experience, but they can be killed off. Other rooms in the same building had the same problem but I never saw them for the rest of my stay.
 
In short, there are sprays that you can buy that lure in the bedbugs, only to kill them.
 
EL CORINTHIAN said:
Yep I own my place. It's ok I'll take care of this shit
one way or another. I'll rip apart the place if I have to. These fuckers aren't gonna win
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You can use heat to kill bed bugs like the previous poster suggested since they don't tolerate heat very well. I suggest looking up on using a hair dryer on the mattress inside a plastic mattress cover (or tape large plastic sheets/tarps etc) to kill the bugs so you can at least sleep in your own bed. And do the same thing on your box spring/frame or replace them. Push the bed away from the wall and use bed bug interceptor cups on the bed frame to stop new bed bugs from climbing up. Iron the bed covers, clothes to kill bed bugs especially the seams. Bed bugs will feed during the day if they are hungry enough.
 
nhbfan8080 said:
You can use heat to kill bed bugs like the previous poster suggested since they don't tolerate heat very well. I suggest looking up on using a hair dryer on the mattress inside a plastic mattress cover (or tape large plastic sheets/tarps etc) to kill the bugs so you can at least sleep in your own bed. And do the same thing on your box spring/frame or replace them. Push the bed away from the wall and use bed bug interceptor cups on the bed frame to stop new bed bugs from climbing up. Iron the bed covers, clothes to kill bed bugs especially the seams. Bed bugs will feed during the day if they are hungry enough.
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Well I have an exterminator coming to my place today to treat my whole house and he's going to do it once more in two weeks from now. If this doesn't do the trick I will definetley be using heat.

I'll keep everyone posted.
 
Fleas prefer clean as opposed to dirty hair, therefore using this rational you can find out if bed bugs are similar.

I suggest you lie in bed and soil yourself. Go to sleep in it for 8 hours to see if that gets rid of them for you?

I think they'll probably move to a cleaner house who's owners don't lie in their own shit.
 
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