I can hear 2 cats having sex outside

[13 others]

Write 2 haikus, one about each cat.

In the dark of night
I shall mount you and explode
In your cat body

The streets are not safe
Cat rapists are running free
Ouch, please stop right now

 

[RightHooksRus86]

You should see Lions fucking that shits crazy...not that I've ever looked it up or anything

 

[13 others]

@daryldeal
Listen kid. Stop stealing my threads. Only way I believe your story is if youre my next door neighbor.

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

You should ask if you could join in.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

Are you sure it's actually two cats having sex?

Maybe it's only 1 cat and @Zer

 

[Zer]

Are you sure it's actually two cats having sex?

Maybe it's only 1 cat and @Zer

I don't kiss and tell bro. Or bang and tell.

 

[Persuadertron]

Video of the fucking german barb wire cat porn or it never took place

 

[dildos]

In the dark of night
I shall mount you and explode
In your cat body

The streets are not safe
Cat rapists are running free
Ouch, please stop right now

<45><45><45>

<cheer><cheer><cheer>



amazing buddeh!!!

 

[Kraysla]

Need pics.

 

[Augustus Caesar]

Just bust a nut if you're getting too excited to sleep. We just had a thread made about this topic.

 

[Sir Galahad]

cats giving birth is far worse and traumatizing for an 8 year old pwent

holy shit those sounds haunt my dreams

i saw a pig give birth on my first grade field trip to a farm and it wasnt even 10% as loud as that cat screaming

 

[13 others]

Just bust a nut if you're getting too excited to sleep. We just had a thread made about this topic.

I made my thread first you judgemental nerd

 

[Augustus Caesar]

I made my thread first you judgemental nerd

Well, I guess sarcasm doesn't always translate well online. Sorry about that!

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

If you're explosive that changes the meaning a little.

Nice.