How would Batman do in UFC

[You Will Vote For Dreyga]

Full camp/ time to prep Batman is gunna pretty tough. Pre-USADA he might struggle with a roider, as it’s happened in the past.

You think Batman is clean???

CASUAL

 

[ZaphMMA]

he's got nasty ground and pound, joe

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[HHJ]

You think Batman is clean???

CASUAL

He is clean. Remember the time he was stuck in that tower filling w water and he had the Bane pills??? He refused to take them to escape by just bashing the walls down. he figured out a other way out. Only a clean, fedor-esque individual would do some shit like that and come out on top

 

[You Will Vote For Dreyga]

He is clean. Remember the time he was stuck in that tower filling w water and he had the Bane pills??? He refused to take them to escape by just bashing the walls down. he figured out an other way out. Only a clean, fedor-esque individual would do some shit like that and come out on top

I actually read that one. Mad respect for the DC knowledge Sherbro


That said he had taken some dip in some Lazarus Pits and that shit can’t be USADA approved

 

[Ashen One]

It'd be too easy to punk him at the press conference making him cry about his dead parents, he'd be a fringe top 15 at best.

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[Ashen One]

That's a funny way to spell Kevin Conroy.

The only true answer

 

[PhilMcCavity]

He’d lose to a young lion fresh out of the womb like Erik Silva or a warrior like Andy wang but I think Batman would pretty much smash everyone else especially if they allow him to wear his utility belt in the hexagon or whatever

 

[Question]

He is clean. Remember the time he was stuck in that tower filling w water and he had the Bane pills??? He refused to take them to escape by just bashing the walls down. he figured out a other way out. Only a clean, fedor-esque individual would do some shit like that and come out on top

There was Batman: Venom where he gets hooked on Venom for a bit, but he gets clean by the end of the story by locking himself in the cave for a month or so
Idk if that's canon tho...

 

[legomaheggroll]

I assume he’d be undefeated. Every fight would have a fight camp. Batman with prep time beats everybody.

 

[swarrrm]

Batman is a can. He's punched thousands of people with armored gloves and can't even make someone bleed.

 

[dog y]

Full camp/ time to prep Batman is gunna pretty tough. Pre-USADA he might struggle with a roider, as it’s happened in the past.

He only struggled because he had a rough training camp, facing 19 fuckers and their goons, for months on end

 

[dog y]

Batman is a can. He's punched thousands of people with armored gloves and can't even make someone bleed.

You're a can. Batman would fuck you up.

 

[dog y]

There was Batman: Venom where he gets hooked on Venom for a bit, but he gets clean by the end of the story by locking himself in the cave for a month or so
Idk if that's canon tho...

I have that mini series. What was most impressive is that Batman grew a huge beard in that one month locked in the cave. Batman rocks.

 

[AndrewGolota48]

Title contender but drops the championship to Shredder in a classic war.

 

[Bballfan123]

whatever gsp's record was. gsp was not the strongest nor the most phyiscally gifted but he sure as hell could beat practically any ww or mw with good prep.

GSP? The guy with an 8 pack, insane takedowns based on strength and agility, and a lightning quick jab?

Are we talking about the same GSP?

 

[Mammothman]

He would be the goat, despite not having super powers like superman or deadpool batman is suppoused to be peak human, the very best a human can be at everything, which include conditioning, endurance, power, etc.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Without his fancy gizmo belt, he would just be another Contender Series Jobber

 

[Mittens]

If we go by the comics, not the filems:

He is top-5 life and death situation proven martial artist of any living peak human. There are _maybe_ two, three people (Richard Dragon, Lady Shiva and Cassandra Cain Batgirl - all of who are fully about the martial arts gimmick, not Masters of All Trades like Batman) who are better than him on the planet. If we just look at that from this perspective - the only the he would need to adjust to is the ruleset (and it is safe to assume he has extensive "MMA" cage training too from his "studied every form of hand to hand fighting under the best teachers there is" montages) so safe to assume he would be easily champ in all the weight classes he can cut down to and above.

However, he would not have done well during the USADA era - of course his custom roids are gonna be better than even Jones' so the chance of getting popped would have been quite minimal. He does not have the tendency of fucking up with things. However, if USADA would test for the stuff Bane injects into himself, he might be in trouble

"This is just pulsing from old Venom use. Mr. Wayne is good to go." (Jeff Notvitzky)

Of course, then some generic wrestleboxer might Weidman him, cause this is MMA:


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