How to smash on Tinder

[SammyPops]

You win with numbers. Yes, a lot of girls are on there to find a relationship... but some will fuck guys they meet on the first or second date as well. Some have the best intentions of not screwing a guy they meet right away but that's all thrown out the door when a guy can charm the shit out of her.

Women cannot stand it when guys are creeps to them on Tinder. You need to play the game the way they want it to be played. Be assertive, ask them out right away and see where the night goes. If you don't act like a creep, make them feel safe and are nice to them... chances are they will fuck you.. even if it's not the first night, maybe it'll be a second or third date. Be patient, but don't kiss their ass and spend a ton of money on them.

Again though, you need to go on many dates, not just hinge everything on one or two women you match with. The more women you go out with, the more you will bang. It's all percentages.

Nice to hear this has not changed since my day. Love those ... all "no dice" but a compliment here, a nice act there ... they get a little moist ... and well, there it is.

 

[method115]

Back in the day I preferred POF. Plenty of baby mama's looking to piss of their baby daddy who just left them. They hang around for a while (which I prefer) and then when I'm done with them their baby daddy is usually ready to take them back.

 

[Poser Caust]

Don't be generic. For example I had a girl over and 90% of our conversation was sexual innuendo using Winnie the pooh gifs

 

[Swoliosis]

When you get a match send dick pics within the hour and if she sends nudes back you’re good

I fucked a chick in the ass from a dating site once only to find out it was a good aquiqntance’s wife

True Story

 

[SRN]

Try Grindr, it's easier.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Lots of type 2 herpes in here.

 

[JAEGERX]

Don't be generic. For example I had a girl over and 90% of our conversation was sexual innuendo using Winnie the pooh gifs

this is some creepy shit, i only use Rick & Morty gifts, well sometimes i throw in some Regular Show ones because that shit is legit

 

[Ken Fresno]

Let me ask u this TS: if u meet a hooker in a hotel room are u going to open the door and say “ok, come on, get that pussy out. Time is money ho”?

No. You’re going to make a little small talk and try to naturally ease into the fun, even though u both know what’s up. It’s a game. You can’t just look at her and call her a whore, and she can’t just call u a lonely loser.

So as has been stated in the thread, just lie about your intentions and have a little charm, for everybody’s sake.

 

[blitzk]

A lot of matches won't text you back, don't get discouraged by this. Girls get tons of text from dudes and they take their time to choose if and when and who to text back. Some others will text but you'll never actually meet. Some are there just to get texting buddies and attention from dudes. If you're interested in meeting up, you should tell her that after chatting for a few minutes or on your second chat.

The upfront approach works in some cases but I wouldn't say it's the best. I think the "just looking" approach is better, since it leaves it open to pretty much anything. It's less aggressive so they don't feel like they're going into a dude that only wants to bang or a dude that is looking for a wife.
When I was on Tinder, my profile said I was there to meet new people - pretty vague, but it gave me a good deal of matches, though I only went out with 5 chicks; banged 2 of them and made out with the rest. Even if we both said we were just going as friends. Just make sure you're not an asshole and they'll play ball. They all want the D.

Also, when swiping, you should consider the -2 rule; deduct 2 points from her rating. If she looks like a 10, she's really an 8... that kind of deal. Girls are handy with the instagram and they filter and shoop and tweak their photos to look more attractive. They ALL do it. ALL of them.

They all say they like hiking and dogs and craft beer and from what I've gathered, dudes say that too, so it's up to you if you want to go with the flow or say something different to stand out.
Being witty/funny and having a picture with a dog are the key to success.

 

[Poser Caust]

this is some creepy shit, i only use Rick & Morty gifts, well sometimes i throw in some Regular Show ones because that shit is legit

 

[KrazyKanadian]

Obviously send dick pics right when you match.

 

[Seaside]

I've found Tinder to be my least successful app personally. I've been more successful on Bumble, Coffee Meets Bagel, or even Plenty of Fish but I digress.

Never start with a boring opener like "Hey" or "How are you?"
Make an active effort to get the conversation going.
Don't waste too much time bullshitting but don't go for the close too soon. It's a feel thing.
Ask her out then ask for her number.
Don't bring up hooking up. It'll kill the convo more often than not.
If you do bring up sex, do it in a joking manner with a serious undertone.
After the date, ask if she wants to go back to your place for a nightcap.
Close.

I've had dates with probably 15-20 girls in the past 10 months. Won't work on all of them but your success rate will be respectable enough.

none of that matters if you are sexy to the girl.


game is for guys who lack sex appeal to women by and large. game and status mean nothing to a man a woman find attractive physically. physical looks always win.

 

[SaigeVanZant]

I've been having a blast with clover lately. 2 dates and one was an easy smash.

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

Getting laid from Tinder is stupid easy.

Don't come off like a creep, try to throw a couple of non-offensive/arrogant jokes, pretend to want something more meaningful then just a quick schaff, when shes convinced take her for a coffee. On the second date take her for some drinks and then try to make out with her. On the third date you will have at least slipped her the finger or even been vigorously fondled yourself. Also, don't impress too much here because they may actually like you and they will hold off.

Congrats you just planted a seed that you can call upon for a few months until you whip out the "I'm just so damn busy lately!" shtick.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Ok, fellas, I'm going to need to some coaching here. I just got on Tinder for the first time a few days ago, and have a few matches with some good looking chicks. I'm not interested in finding an actual girlfriend on bloody tinder, so is it implied that meeting is just an interview for a hookup? What are you supposed to message them once it tells you that you've matched? I've only ever met chicks in person, so I don't really know how these things work.

You can use the following first message which has proven to be successful in leading to hookups (you can feel free to copy and paste to multiple potentials):

Spoiler

eggplant emoji + volcano exploding emoji

 

[Fedorgasm]

Tinder is fucking weird, sherbros will probably tell me I have no game but.... Every girl I met on there always got mad if I was upfront and honest about trying to bang as quickly as possible so you can't do that.

You have to pretend that you're just "trying to make friends" and are only interested in meeting new people to expand your social circle. Once you can look at yourself in the mirror and be ok with seeing a liar looking back at you then you will score real easily.

All you have to do is lie and say you don't want to bang on the first date. Then all these tinder ho's will open their doors/legs for you. Even the one's that specifically say in their profile that they aren't looking for a hookup. As a matter of fact most of the ones that say they aren't looking for a hookup are usually the ones most desperate for a hookup.

So, basically my advice to you is to lie. Don't tell any of them the truth. If they specifically ask you about your intentions DO NOT TELL THEM you are there for hook ups. Tell them you are looking for friends, or take it to the next level and tell them you are looking for something serious and those panties are going to drop.

LOL this is so ridiculous. There were plenty of dating sites/apps when Tinder was invented. It was designed specifically to be a hookup app, not a dating app. So all the guys started using Tinder. Then all the girls had to start using Tinder too, because that's where all the guys were. But they don't like the up front honesty about what it's for, so they try to start this "I'm just on Tinder to make friends" BS.

It's really funny to me. It basically illustrates 2 things:

1. Women can and will ruin anything good.
2. Women are simply incapable of being honest with anyone, especially themselves, when it comes to relationships.

 

[Archie Goodwin]

Tinder is fucking weird, sherbros will probably tell me I have no game but.... Every girl I met on there always got mad if I was upfront and honest about trying to bang as quickly as possible so you can't do that.

You have to pretend that you're just "trying to make friends" and are only interested in meeting new people to expand your social circle. Once you can look at yourself in the mirror and be ok with seeing a liar looking back at you then you will score real easily.

All you have to do is lie and say you don't want to bang on the first date. Then all these tinder ho's will open their doors/legs for you. Even the one's that specifically say in their profile that they aren't looking for a hookup. As a matter of fact most of the ones that say they aren't looking for a hookup are usually the ones most desperate for a hookup.

So, basically my advice to you is to lie. Don't tell any of them the truth. If they specifically ask you about your intentions DO NOT TELL THEM you are there for hook ups. Tell them you are looking for friends, or take it to the next level and tell them you are looking for something serious and those panties are going to drop.

"You'd better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med."

 

[fordman7795]

That's what I've always done, but I keep hearing how tinder is practically an escort service with no charge. Says the hottest of my matches is only 4 miles away, so that might be a little too close to not run into her or have her know the same people. I've been swiping girls I'd bang, not ones I'd actually date.

Just remember that if she looks like a 9 in her profile pic she’s probably a 5-6 in person.