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My goal is a blue belt before I'm 26, purple before 29, brown before 31, and black before 35. I'm 23 now. Patience young grasshopper, for the rushing wave will soon crash. But the steady tide shall continue to rise.
I made that last part up...I should be some cheesy kung fu guru!
You need to start your own martial art school which is entirely focused on producing inane metaphors.