I wish! I actually wish I had a story, like I fell off a horse or was hit by a car or something.
I'm double jointed, I have all sorts of party tricks like turning my feet backwards, kicking myself in the head, bending my legs upright etc etc
My hyper mobility has caused problems cause I never learned to use my body right and been sitting wrong at work and my right ass piraformis muscle gave up
I have to learn how to do thngs normal people can do.
I can't even put my knees together and the pyhsiptherapist wants me to put my knees together and then open my legs below the knees while keeping them together, this is impossible right now