Greatest Quotes by Kenny Florian

[domin8rj]

I am sure we all know that Kenny Florian is one of the most quotable fighter ever, and with me being a white belt and have just only started to watch MMA, I have alot to catch up on.

Any sherbros kind enough to bring me up to speed?

-Update-
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"The eggplant will salute other pigeons."

- Kenny Florian

I did not expect this thread to explode the way it did in this short amount of time, so I would like to thank everybody who had participated for the support.

I also did not expect pictures like these:

-Image was unfortunately removed, but it was a masterpiece regardless.-
Credits: Lucifer Alpha

-Image was unfortunately removed, but it was a masterpiece regardless.-
Credits: bigpunch

These, are great.

I would love to see my sherbros flex some of their magic to grace us with more of these gems. Given the creativity of some of yous, I am sure that together, we can bring this thread to even greater heights.

Thank you for reading, and I look forward to all of the new pictures that will be coming soon.

#cruzblessed

 

[chitoortiz]

Joe Silva's on the phone, tells you that you got a fight coming up, you better hope and pray it's not Kenny Florian

 

[Kneepocalypse]

"Everyone has a plan til they get punched in the face." - Kenny Florian

 

[Buff]

Depends who he had been listening to earlier in the day...

 

[Minnja]

WHO WANTS TO SEE FIGHTS FINISHED AT 155? I FINISH FIGHTS!!!!

I can't seem to find a video of that. Think it was after the Din Thomas win

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

 

[Blayt7hh]

“On a fundamental level, the reason for the “step and slide” is simple. The less time a fighter stays airborne, the better his balance and the more economical his movement.”

-Kenny Florian

 

[phatron]

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?” - Kenny Florian

 

[Me&MrJones]

"We aren't here to take part. We're here to take quotes" - Kenny Florian

 

[Bogeyman]

"When one of us goes to war, we all go to war!"
-Kenny Florian

 

[IWANTTOTRAINUFC]

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The hands can't hit what the eyes can't see" Kenny Florian

 

[chunglii]

WHO WANTS TO SEE FIGHTS FINISHED AT 155? I FINISH FIGHTS!!!!

I can't seem to find a video of that. Think it was after the Din Thomas win

I think it was after he beat Alvin Robinson

"Sean Sherk, ya dead!" -Kenny Florian

 

[mbach4307]

"Whatcha gonna do brotha, when Kenamaniacs run wild on you?!?!"
-Kenny Florian before his fight with Joe Stevenson.

 

[Psychedelic]

"I want to fuck Chuck !" - Kenny Florian

 

[ABSthetics]

"I'm in love! I'm in Love! I love Katie Holms! I love Katie Holms"

-Kenneth Flourini as he jumps on Oprah's couch

"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish"

-Kenny Flouride

"LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!"

 

[Mood Swings]

Have the quotes been verified as actually being his??

 

[Mifojei]

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" - Kenny Florian

 

[Ozze]

"Let there be light." - Kenny Florian.

And there was light.

 

[Lanx]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Kenny Florian

 

[MrDoctor]

"You miss every shot you don't take."