Got too Drunk last night, kneed my own lip in half

[HARRISON_3]

Price you gotta pay to the party gods.

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

I've busted my ass plenty of times.

 

[bushman505]

Nice job.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Some people end up dead as a result of partying too hard.

Consider yourself lucky.

 

[Chules]

This post made me think of:

fucking CHOON pal

 

[Kadafi]

Got a little saucy last night and somehow I fell on my ass and my jaw slammed into one of my knees. one of my top teeth went balls deep in my lower lip. it felt like the two sides of my lip were just hanging off my face. Had to wait from 4am to 6am at the ER to get stitches because for some reason it was packed so late. Now its hard as fuck to eat, drink, or talk.

Anyone else ever fuck themselves up under the influence? I hope my lip doesn't look deformed when it heals.

walk it off, steve-o.

 

[jimbob27]

Careful bro. You don't want to end up brain dead like Chuck did.

 

[Pugilistic]

Obligatory Cecil peoples scored it 10-9 for your lip

 

[Milgrim]

Your teeth have balls?

 

[DataBreach]

Got a little saucy last night and somehow I fell on my ass and my jaw slammed into one of my knees. one of my top teeth went balls deep in my lower lip. it felt like the two sides of my lip were just hanging off my face. Had to wait from 4am to 6am at the ER to get stitches because for some reason it was packed so late. Now its hard as fuck to eat, drink, or talk.

Anyone else ever fuck themselves up under the influence? I hope my lip doesn't look deformed when it heals.

Nonsense, the scar will give you the Devil-May-

 

[BoogerDawson]

TS made me think of this KO.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Damn, that is gruesome. If Robbie Lawler's lip healed fine, I am sure yours will be fine too.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Gross

 

[IIIIIIII]

yes, i have. it fucking sucks, especially if you don't remember what happened.

 

[Der Eisbär]

Yeah... this shit is why I'm not drinking anymore. No thanks. This isn't healthy or normal behavior

 

[FyrFytr998]

Got a little saucy last night and somehow I fell on my ass and my jaw slammed into one of my knees. one of my top teeth went balls deep in my lower lip. it felt like the two sides of my lip were just hanging off my face. Had to wait from 4am to 6am at the ER to get stitches because for some reason it was packed so late. Now its hard as fuck to eat, drink, or talk.

Anyone else ever fuck themselves up under the influence? I hope my lip doesn't look deformed when it heals.

My lip was split in half. It healed up into an awesome scar.

 

[IloveTHIS]

weird to randomly see this thread bumped. I have a minor scar, and a permanent bump. its not too bad.