For those of you that missed out on young love! (loser brahs gtfih)

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  1. John Wang YOU WANT GET FACK, BEN??!

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    You'll never be 15 and in love
    lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
    not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
    only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
    you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to dominate all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
    you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
    you're in your 20/30/40's now
    gotta get a good job
    gotta be a serious man now
    all the good ones are taken
    maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
    they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
    you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
    you have missed out on teenage love
     
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  2. Secret Agent TONY CRACKULA

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    #lllllllllllllllllllletsgetreadytodommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmminate
     
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  3. John Wang YOU WANT GET FACK, BEN??!

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    BUN!! HNNNNNGGGG
     
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  4. Pied Piper Brown Belt

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    Dude go the fuck back to misc. youre getting annoying.
     
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  5. Gutter Chris Black Belt

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    I remember those days
    I married that girl
    I still get to feel that way from time to time

    How bout that ?
     
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  6. John Wang YOU WANT GET FACK, BEN??!

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    YESSS!!

    Btw, I'm pretty sure someone that made a suicide thread the other day said you were a racist :(
     
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  7. FacePunch Yellow Card

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    Pfffffffff - Anyone can take a plane to Thailand.
     
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  8. John Wang YOU WANT GET FACK, BEN??!

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    But it's not the same if it's not an American girl, ben!
     
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  9. Gutter Chris Black Belt

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    Its a PWd thing Im not but they think thats funny

    I cant even recall how earned the title I think its because I said if someone were talking racial shit to me Id go right back at em but I really just believe you treat folks how they treat you and in the super pc world we live on a lot of people dont like to keep it 100
     
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  10. John Wang YOU WANT GET FACK, BEN??!

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    Amen to that!!! You're not a racist in my book, bunny!
     
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  11. Only Here for Attachments I'm on the prowl... for sexy attachments!

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    I was 16.5 in love though

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  12. XalexinchainsX Silver Belt

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    Oh that sweet young luv, bunz!

    I remember sitting on benches outside our school with a sweater over our lower halves like we were cold.
    She gave me a handjob while parents, teachers, and other students all walked out. I burst onto that sweater, buns.

    Oh dat yung luv.
     
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  13. LOST CAUSE have you seen my baseball?

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  14. John Wang YOU WANT GET FACK, BEN??!

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    BUNNY!!! That sound domo as fack!!! I never busted in a sweater but I busted a lot all over the place via teen girl hands when I was also a teen!! Both underage!
     
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  15. ROKKO Blue Belt

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    I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19 so I think I missed out on young love and I'm ok with that. Life is good. Can I be president of the Losers club bunky?
     
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  16. The brawler Lionheart

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    I never dated in my teenage years but did date a nearly 18 year old when I was 23. That relationship was terrible.
     
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  17. John Wang YOU WANT GET FACK, BEN??!

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    Yen, bunny!!
     
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  18. NoGoodNamesLeft Brown Belt

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    copypasta for dinner again :(
     
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  19. John Wang YOU WANT GET FACK, BEN??!

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    Make sure you use Alfredo sauce!! Red sauce is peasant adventure
     
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    that's why there's SE Asia
     
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