Finally: The man who put Turinabol in Jon's water

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Luke Thomas wouldn't do anything to discredit a black male like Jon Jones.
 
There's definitely no surplus of testosterone in Luke Thomas
 
He doesn't look like he has steroids to spare; he looks like he keeps them all for himself.
 
Nobody is suspecting Mighty Mouse, the fighter that had a real reason to see Jon getting destroyed after he stole his 1ss pound for pound place.

He is small, he is fast and agile, he can easily get past people without getting noticed and slip something in Jon's drink.

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I guess that means he would test positive too after licking a Jones's jizz off his girls ass hole
 
Nobody is suspecting Mighty Mouse, the fighter that had a real reason to see Jon getting destroyed after he stole his 1ss pound for pound place.

He is small, he is fast and agile, he can easily get past people without getting noticed and slip something in Jon's drink.

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Stealth Midget, gotta watch those little guys, they got to make up for being so small.

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After Jones dismantled him at the presser, I seriously wouldn't put it past him.
 
Also, another theory.... besides Mighty Mouse and his sneaky little eyes.

Until Jon's PEDs, everyone was talking about Mac vs May. And now, it's Jon, Jon, Jon.

Could it be Scott Coker trying to destroy Dana White and Conor's biggest event ever?

Chael Sonnen is in Bellator and he responded very fast regarding Jon's failed test. He blamed Jones.

Also, Fedor hates Jon because he has GOAT competition. Fedor is in Bellator.

All things relate!

Or maybe Woodley knew something about that race card.

Maybe UFC is trying to market Volkan and they had to get rid of Jon.

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Stealth Midget, gotta watch those little guys, they got to make up for being so small.

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always funny, dudes with small dicks think they can make up for it by using their tongue.
licking is just foreplay, nobody gets off on that shit.
 
It was Dana "Sport Killer" White all along. Its part of a conspiracy by Lorenzo and Uncle Frank to get the UFC back for Zimbabwean dollars while keeping their initial cash out.
 
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