Father Cheating Fogo de Chao?

Just make a Craigslist add looking for a young child to borrow for a couple hours
 
Probably just buy your own lunch instead of trying to abduct some kid to get a free lunch.

1. You'd have to pay for the kid, canceling out your own free meal.

2. The penalty for kidnapping is greater than for skipping out on your bill.
 
You don't have any nieces or nephews to drag along?

I guess you could always identify as a father and, if they're progressive enough, that'll work.
 
Do you know any younger women? Also how old are you? You could be 40 and show up with a 30 year old say she is your step daughter. Idk hahaha
 
Just say your kid died of Leukemia earlier this year and this is your first fathers day without him.
 
I was gonna print this picture out and put in my wallet.
He's my new son.

young-georges-st-pierre-300x250.jpg


Then I'll show it to the waiter and say:

"Yeah......... That's my boy! Isn't he handsome?
His mother and I are currently going through a divorce and she wants full custody."
 
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Rhood said:
I was gonna print this picture out and put in my wallet.
He's my new son.

young-georges-st-pierre-300x250.jpg


Then I'll show it to the waiter and say:

"Yeah......... That's my boy! Isn't he handsome?
His mother and I are currently going through a divorce and she wants full custody."
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is it because she wasn't impressed with your performance?

to the TS, you don't need someone half your age, you just need an Asian woman who's small. even a 50 yr old Asian will look like a 12 yr old boy once you slap that puberty GSP bowlcut on her.
 
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