Everytime I sneeze I would smell something bad I think its my nose!

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    I think some thing is wrong with my nose every time I sneeze will start smelling this bad odor like when you haven't washed your anus for a day.


    Why is that?
     
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    brush your teeth
     
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    That happens,happened to me before when I had a very bad flu, I cough and sneezed then Boom. Poop.
     
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    So, you smell fine when your nose is stopped up and you can't smell, but once you sneeze and clear out your nose and are able to smell again, you smell shit? I've got news for you dude, you fucking stink.
     
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    I'm a groundhog expert and I can say with 100% certainty that you have a sinus infection.









    And a small penis.
     
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    stop brown-nosing
     
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    could be old boogers, i notice when i have a random bad smell, i always go pick my nose after and usually theres a huge dried booger somewhere. they stink.
    or it could be that sick taste , u got a chest cold fam. every once ina great while ill be coming down with soemthing and feel fine otherwise, then notice my chest feels alittle tight, i cough or sneeze and it tastes gross.
     
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    You have an infection... neti that shit! There's nothing you can do about the small penis so don't worry about it...
     
  13. Senzo Tanaka

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    Probably cavities/rotten teeth. Might want to go to the dentist.
     
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    Too much cocaine
     
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    Perhaps it's a vagina yeast infection colonizing your nose and slowly transforming the nose into the shape of a penis.
     
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    gonhorhea
     
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  18. LS1Rx7

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    Seriously, prob a fungal infection in your nose. Not hard to get if you pick your nose on the way home from the gym
     
  19. Henddong

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    this! esp if you eat carbs a pot
     
  20. TidWell

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    Its an infection, did you inhale mildew or fungus?
     

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