Describe guys you know who will likely never hook up with a woman again

guiza said:
Close cousin of mine. He's an autopsy assistant and majored in like human anatomy or god knows what. I mean he's got his stuff together, but he's into and very open about his likes of suicidology/serial killers. Very odd dude, it's going to take one special girl.
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Can't he just hook up with some of his "clients"? it's not like they can object or anything
 
I have a good one. This guy I've worked with for like 5 years until I transferred to another department is unreal. He's like at least 350 pounds prolly more close to 400 or somewhere in between. He's 40 and I'd say prolly hasn't seen his peen in like 15 years. He's got this massive man gunt which is obnoxiously protrusive. Anyways, this guys prolly hasn't had any ass since college (even if he had any there).

Not only is he large but just not a very pleasant person to be around. I used to site near him when I was in his department and he would constantly bitch about this or that and he would throw temper tantrums the same was a 3 year old would. Like throwing pens around his desk or some stupid shit. It was brutal being around this miserable fat bastard. He always bitched to about being fat yet he wouldn't get his lard ass in the gym and do anything about it. Like in all the times I've gone to the gym in our office building I think I've seen him in there twice. He actually has this online blog with stupid ass posts and shit about losing weight and self loathing... its pathetic.

There's is almost no hope this guy and he's eating himself into an early grave with how large he is. He doesn't drink or do drugs from what I know and never wants to go out for dinner when we get a group of people going out.

And another odd thing about him is he is a hard core creeper. Always creepin on like late teens early 20 looking chicks on twitter and IG. Its sad. He smells too, like he hasn't showered for a few days. One time I saw him febreze his work chair lol.

Anyways I don't see him gettin any kind of ass at any point the rest of his life.
 
Yellowking said:
Porn has also affected my ability to get off during actual sex. I nail a fair number of women, on the reg. All at least moderately attractive. It just takes me forever to get off now. I used to be able to unload by concentrating on titty bouncing. Now I have to bury my head in the pillow or her neck, close my eyes, and jack hammer away, picturing some porns in my head that I usually watch. Like a huge tittied milf type, that will work most often.

If theres a condom involved, forget about it, im gonna have to fake it. Usually a twitch, exaggerated moan, then barrel roll off the bed to ditch the evidence in bathroom. Stupid porn, screwing up my life
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Holy shit, you just posted the story of my sex life about closing my eyes and picturing my favorite porn vids.
Gonna take that advice to get off porn for awhile.... Lawd knows I've tried in the past but after 3-4 days, even with sex mixed in, I still go back.

Sometimes after a good banging, she'd go home and I'll whip out the lube and put on videos.... It's ridiculous.
 
My brother in law.

44 years old still living in the same bedroom he had when he was growing up.

Refuses to work because he's too over qualified for any of the jobs available.

Gets a weekly allowance from his mom so that he can buy soda and smokes.

Possesses a physique that reflects a completely sedentary lifestyle. Think Jared from subway in a coma for 25 years.

A racist, bigoted waste of space who hasn't gotten laid in years and probably never will.
 
R.I.P. KMS said:
I have a good one. This guy I've worked with for like 5 years until I transferred to another department is unreal. He's like at least 350 pounds prolly more close to 400 or somewhere in between. He's 40 and I'd say prolly hasn't seen his peen in like 15 years. He's got this massive man gunt which is obnoxiously protrusive. Anyways, this guys prolly hasn't had any ass since college (even if he had any there).

Not only is he large but just not a very pleasant person to be around. I used to site near him when I was in his department and he would constantly bitch about this or that and he would throw temper tantrums the same was a 3 year old would. Like throwing pens around his desk or some stupid shit. It was brutal being around this miserable fat bastard. He always bitched to about being fat yet he wouldn't get his lard ass in the gym and do anything about it. Like in all the times I've gone to the gym in our office building I think I've seen him in there twice. He actually has this online blog with stupid ass posts and shit about losing weight and self loathing... its pathetic.

There's is almost no hope this guy and he's eating himself into an early grave with how large he is. He doesn't drink or do drugs from what I know and never wants to go out for dinner when we get a group of people going out.

And another odd thing about him is he is a hard core creeper. Always creepin on like late teens early 20 looking chicks on twitter and IG. Its sad. He smells too, like he hasn't showered for a few days. One time I saw him febreze his work chair lol.

Anyways I don't see him gettin any kind of ass at any point the rest of his life.
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Sounds like... http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f48/fattitude-2812833/
 
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This thread makes me feel better about myself
 
Myke said:
Damn this has become a sad world. I know plenty of girls who are single and lonely. Normally they would have a man, but that man is stuck playing video games somewhere.
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dawnslayer said:
Nah, there are women who are single and lonely yet still turn guys down.
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This is what gets me too. One of my gf's best friends was EXACTLY like this. She'd bitch about not getting laid or not having a bf when she would NEVER come out with us to a bar or come out for dinner with a group of friends. It got to the point where we just stopped inviting her out for any sort of social event cause she would bail or come up with some stupid reason why she wouldn't come out.

As fate would have it she met a dude who is her male equivalent in life. This dude really didn't seem to have much of a life and was one of those guys who would rather stay at home and play video games on a Friday or Saturday night. And even then it my gf and her friends to pretty much force her to like talk to this guy or text him...

They live together now and both just stay home with each other and don't do fuck all but bang, which whatever, good for them. They are perfect for each other and will prolly be engaged within a year.
 
Tank_Kam said:
I have a buddy whos liek that. He has a lot going for him, he boxes, is in really good shape, in school for paramedics and chicks always tell me how hot they think he is when they meet him. But he's soooo shy around girls. FOr his bday a few years back we got him 2 escorts to have a threesome to lose his virginity, but we told them to pretend they were my friends lol. He was pretty mad when he found out after but shit I would be so happy if my friends did that for me
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Can we hang out some time lol :icon_lol:
 
I've never really understood why anybody (obviously especially females) have trouble getting laid. All it really takes is to go talk to people. Sure, it helps if you look good and can hold a conversation....but really, you put a tiny bit of effort in no matter what and you'll be successful eventually.
 
I'm no prize, but I just can't imagine not getting chicks. Since December 1988 I've only been single a total of about 6 months.

I mean, they're not swimsuit models, but they're not sasquatches, either. (Okay, except for maybe one, this one time...)
 
It's good to know there's no shortage of people who have it worse than me.
 
Archie Goodwin said:
I'm no prize, but I just can't imagine not getting chicks. Since December 1988 I've only been single a total of about 6 months.

I mean, they're not swimsuit models, but they're not sasquatches, either. (Okay, except for maybe one, this one time...)
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Everyone bangs a dumper from time to time. They key is to make sure they have one redeeming feature.

ie: a fat chick with massive tits.
 
KrazyKanadian said:
Everyone bangs a dumper from time to time. They key is to make sure they have one redeeming feature.

ie: a fat chick with massive tits.
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That she did, lol. Actually, she was a nice lady. Just kinda not on my level, mentally or physically (and, again, please note that I am neither a genius nor and athlete, lol). I hope she finds someone who treats her nice.
 
isor said:
It's good to know there's no shortage of people who have it worse than me.
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I never really got this line of thinking. Why do you want people to have it worse than you? If you feel good about yourself, there's no reason why you should wish for people to have it shitty just so you can feel better about yourself.
 
KrazyKanadian said:
I never really got this line of thinking. Why do you want people to have it worse than you? If you feel good about yourself, there's no reason why you should wish for people to have it shitty just so you can feel better about yourself.
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I was being facetious and I agree that other people having a shit time is not a reason to rejoice.
 
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