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Hello you bunch of vegans
I have never posed in this area, and I never thought I would. But then I had a kidney stone and posted about it in the Mayberry, and a bunch of sherdoggers said they get them often. That shit is fucking terrifying. Passing that thing out of my dickhole was unbelievable and I never wanna deal with it again.
So I'm gonna change my diet. Gene Tunney the famous boxer gave me some advice in the Mayberry:
Also I was told by a Shermod that tap water can mess with you re: the stones
FACT #1: Hard water contains high levels of calcium, magnesium, and other minerals that get filtered into your home’s water system and drinking water.
FACT #2: When urine contains too much calcium or other crystal-forming minerals, our bodies are unable to dilute them; therefore, kidney stones can form.
FACT #3: Though hard water does have a higher calcium level than soft water, there is not enough evidence to prove hard water can cause kidney stones. In fact, most hard water does not contain high enough levels of minerals to be a danger to our health.
FACT #4: Some research has contended that if hard water contains extremely high levels of calcium and magnesium, it could play a bigger role in kidney stone formation compared to soft, filtered water.
FACT #5: Soft water involves the removal of common minerals found in hard water conditions
So I now want to build a diet specifically designed to avoid kidney stones. I will eat fucking acid before I deal with something like that again. So any legit advice from this section of Sherdog will be immensely appreciated by my pee-hole.
Right now the plan is:
Lots of eggs, skinless chicken, and iceberg lettuce. Low sodium tuna, I guess Brita filtered water, and sliced turkey for cold meats at lunch I was thinking should be OK.
Any other suggestions? And yes, I named the stone. I call it Mick Jagger.
I have never posed in this area, and I never thought I would. But then I had a kidney stone and posted about it in the Mayberry, and a bunch of sherdoggers said they get them often. That shit is fucking terrifying. Passing that thing out of my dickhole was unbelievable and I never wanna deal with it again.
So I'm gonna change my diet. Gene Tunney the famous boxer gave me some advice in the Mayberry:
Potatoes, nuts, specific fruits and other vegetables (carrots, celery, grapefruit, etc.) are all high in oxalate and will increase the risk for oxalate calculi creation. Be mindful of what kind of milk you drink (try coconut) and cut out the sodium, caffeine, alcohol, and sugary drinks. Jogging may help with moving the stones through the ureter (ask your doctor).
You will either acclimate yourself with this new diet or continue to have kidney stones, potentially leading to renal function deterioration. I am not a medical doctor. Spinach is also high in oxalate. Red meat diet has also been observed in studies to increase renal calculi production.
Also I was told by a Shermod that tap water can mess with you re: the stones
How much tap water do you drink?
FACT #1: Hard water contains high levels of calcium, magnesium, and other minerals that get filtered into your home’s water system and drinking water.
FACT #2: When urine contains too much calcium or other crystal-forming minerals, our bodies are unable to dilute them; therefore, kidney stones can form.
FACT #3: Though hard water does have a higher calcium level than soft water, there is not enough evidence to prove hard water can cause kidney stones. In fact, most hard water does not contain high enough levels of minerals to be a danger to our health.
FACT #4: Some research has contended that if hard water contains extremely high levels of calcium and magnesium, it could play a bigger role in kidney stone formation compared to soft, filtered water.
FACT #5: Soft water involves the removal of common minerals found in hard water conditions
So I now want to build a diet specifically designed to avoid kidney stones. I will eat fucking acid before I deal with something like that again. So any legit advice from this section of Sherdog will be immensely appreciated by my pee-hole.
Right now the plan is:
Lots of eggs, skinless chicken, and iceberg lettuce. Low sodium tuna, I guess Brita filtered water, and sliced turkey for cold meats at lunch I was thinking should be OK.
Any other suggestions? And yes, I named the stone. I call it Mick Jagger.
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