Conor McGregor at muscle beach - looking huge and dangerous:

[The Great Macsby]

Things that take longer than an Aldo fight...

- Ronda getting knocked out by Nunes
- Mario Yamasaki stopping the Black Beast after he dropped Travis Browne
- Doing a number 1 in the toilet
- Booting up your computer
- Tying your shoelaces
- Ordering an Uber
- Texting your mother
- Taking a selfie
- Paying a credit card bill
- Reading the first post of this thread.