Media Comedian Jeff Ross: "Dana White Is Like Michael Vick, But For Human Beings"

[chinarice]

Jeff Ross is a SCUMBAG

Hence why he loves Dana. Scum attract

 

[Yep]

Weird takes in this thread. Have y'all never seen a roast? They exaggerate situations for comedic value. It's not meant to be taken as a literal malicious personal attack.

Everyone in the audience is in on the joke. Relax guys. You watch a sport where guys are trying to cause immediate harm to their opponents. It's weird that half of y'all are being so soft about this.

What? Exaggerate?

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

Hence why he loves Dana. Scum attract

lol I don’t even know who he is, I was just assuming Dana’s likely response to the joke

 

[Yep]

What's funny is the guy sitting next to Dana is ten times the roast comic while looking like an AIDS patient.

He was pretty funny as well. Shocked that the line was drawn at Kraft getting rub and tugs tho

 

[chinarice]

lol I don’t even know who he is, I was just assuming Dana’s likely response to the joke

He's like THE GUY they get for pretty much every roast that gets done. They always have different people come on to roast but Jeff Ross is generally there for all of them.

 

[TITS]

you suck

Eat a turd.

 

[dmwalking]

What? Exaggerate?

Haha. I really can't tell if you're joking.

But hey, for other people reading who don't understand:

ex·ag·ger·ate

/iɡˈzajəˌrāt/

verb

to represent (something) as being larger, better, or worse than it really is.

It's a common comedic device.

In this example, obviously, Dana is not killing the fighters for losing or making them fight to the death. But using the Mike VIck situation as a comparison is a comedic exaggeration. Again, not a literal comparison. It's a JOKE.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Weird takes in this thread. Have y'all never seen a roast? They exaggerate situations for comedic value. It's not meant to be taken as a literal malicious personal attack.

Everyone in the audience is in on the joke. Relax guys. You watch a sport where guys are trying to cause immediate harm to their opponents. It's weird that half of y'all are being so soft about this.

 

[Rizzo]

huge fan of the roasts and have seen them all and this was definitely top 3 ever. Even Belicheck was kind of funny. Nikki Glasser and the podcast dude sitting next to Dana were the best.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

He was pretty funny as well. Shocked that the line was drawn at Kraft getting rub and tugs tho

Tony killed it.

 

[shunyata]

Guy likes them young. Like Seinfeld.

What did Jeff Ross do, and was it worse than Drake?

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

What did Jeff Ross do, and was it worse than Drake?

Nothing is worse than what Drake did.
Rap didn't have to be emotional.

 

[shunyata]

Nothing is worse than what Drake did.
Rap didn't have to be emotional.

Jeff Ross out there lookin like USADA Dana.

 

[USA!USA!]

Roasts always go hard in the paint.

My favorite line of the night was actually targeted at Jeff Ross:

“Jeff is so Jewish he only watches football for the coin toss”

 

[Johnnny]

Tony Hinchliffe is the Jeff Molina of comedians.

 

[nonoob]

Jeff Ross has never been funny, and those roasts fucking suck.

No, truth-telling only hurts protectors & those hiding - laughing beats violence.

Here a similar "Roast" that Doesn't Suck, unlike the paid Dana/TV "star" protectors.

 

[pick999]

Guy likes them young. Like Seinfeld.

If you're rich its not considered creepy

 

[TheBulge]

The Money Man: Sheikh Shan Omelleyov, alias Sean O'Malley

 

[emog2]

saluut to da roast general

 

[BlackDog]

Should've brought his former Cuban one too

Is Yoel no longer Cuban?