Choose a super power!! (descriptions inside)

[Joe Wong]

Why would I want any of this?

 

[Plissken]

No thanks, I'm good.

 

[Fedorgasm]

The options each have a condition which makes the power useless, except for number 1.

Yes you'd be ugly but at least you get to use the power for something useful.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Option 5. You have all the abilities of superman but you’re dead.