Chinese Fighter Pilot Watched Too Much Top Gun Again

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  1. Orgasmo

    Orgasmo Red Belt

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    They should really pull that film from China. Now their pilots are thinking they're Chinese Mavericks.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...rofessional-intercept-military-plane-fighter/

     
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  2. freakyfarley

    freakyfarley Adam Farley inc.

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    Did he take a picture?
     
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    Lol I can never remember if that scene is from Top Gun or Hot Shots
     
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    is there a name for that?
     
  5. Bloody Pulp

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    Armbars Do your own thing. And overdo it!

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    that's awesome. Nothing more to say.
     
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    That hot shot probably didn't have relations with a hot callsign whatever her name was level hottie afterwards though.
     
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    Fedorable triple yellow double stampy

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    Anyone else picturing someone with bad english and chinese accent murdering a version of ' highway to the danger zone ' or ' take my breath away '? :)
     
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    Bloody Pulp Silver Belt

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    He took a piss then eat a dog
     
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    Is it true that John McCain did something similar like pulling his dick out in mid air to show it to the Vietnamese and that is why he crashed?
     
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    That pilot is going to be flying cargo planes filled with rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong soon.
     
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    Ban Top Gun.

    Good idea
     
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    Doubt it. He probably got high fives when he got back. That's a pretty epic maneuver.
     
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    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    we should do that as well or buzz the tower on there island
     
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    Trump's not gonna do a thing. He even told the navy to stop sailing near those islands. Funny how China is his new best buddy when his daughter/son-in-law are making tens of millions from there. China is going to do whatever it wants as long as Trump is in office.
     
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    Fucking lol. Well played sir.
     

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