Child pornography reason behind Sunspot Observatory closure, according to court documents

Plot-twist....it was an alien child porn. Some small alien kid was abused by some Mexican.

Boom, mind = blown
 
Makes people look away lol
Yes, use certain passion beats and the masses will not want to question out of some sense of duty, hatred, shame, or pride. Appealing to a persons natural sense of greed and self preservation is often another way to help the flock along.
 
40 OUNCE MALT DICK HER, MY ....
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Y'all know the rest.

They've really improved the Tupac hologram.
 
We need a cover story for this secret event we can't talk about....

Let's go with janitor pedo I guess

I guess it could be true but still it seems odd. Why would they shut down the entire area if it was just a janitor in the observatory? I guess it could be an example of "government incompetence." It seems weird that you have to shut the mountain down for 8 days or 10 days, whatever it was, because of a janitor.
 
Raiding an entire facility just for child porn? Sure, Jan.

I'm not saying it's UFOs, but it's UFOs.
 
How's your heart health? You doing better?
Sherbros came through with good advice as usual. Seems to have been chostochondritis or some similar inflammation. Wore some icy hot patches for the first couple weeks, but it feels like I'm acclimated to the job now and back to normal aches and pains. Fortunately, since I didn't want to drop dead or find a new job.

Thanks for asking.
 
so they evacuated everyone for that?
i call bullshit.
https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2018/09/20/us/ap-us-observatory-mystery-closure.html
After Cope could not find his laptop, the court documents said, he began to act frantically and told the chief observer that there was a "serial killer in the area, and that he was fearful that the killer might enter the facility and execute someone."

The observatory closed, without consulting FBI agents, after Cope's comments about the serial killer and his erratic behavior, the warrant said.
tl;dr
janitor started talking crazy
 
Lol very convenient they're not charging him. Cause then they'll have to book him etc . This might actually be a cover story .
 
Be on the look out for this janitor, he's armed and extremely dangerous.

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Stanley Spadowski is a great man and excellent role model for kids. Just don’t mess with his mop, his dad gave him that mop.
 
Rumour is that they got a tip off from Elon Musks twitter.
 
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