Law Attorney poops in pringles can; throws it in the parking lot of victim-advocacy center

[panamaican]

What goes through your mind to get there?

Some of the attorneys I've interacted with in real life could definitely push you in that direction.

 

[SakurabasEar]

Well they learned didn't they

 

[irish_thug]

I do not possess that level of defecatory precision.

 

[irish_thug]

Some of the attorneys I've interacted with in real life could definitely push you in that direction.

I gather they were pretty shitty?

 

[skold]

Just a prank bro

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I'm more of a zip lock baggie kind of guy.

i just grab it and throw it prison style out my front door

i'd like to think that i am doing something good for the world by flushing less and saving water.

 

[emefer]

He should have written "Special Release" or "Limited Release" on the can.

Special edition hot dook can of Pringles

 

[tastaylvr]

The explanation is the funniest part lol

“I’ve done it 10 times already” so it makes it less malicious..

 

[idrankyourbeer]

He should have written "Special Release" or "Limited Release" on the can.

or just stuck a bunch of pringles back into the can and maybe someone would pick it up and start eating them.

 

[Legumes]

He does this 10 times a year…

Pringles slogan for the longest time was "Once you pop, you can't stop."

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Pringles slogan for the longest time was "Once you pop, you can't stop."

once you plop you cant stop!

 

[ocfightfan]

Disgusting and a minor public health hazard.

 

[koquerelle]

Some of the attorneys I've interacted with in real life could definitely push you in that direction.

I've seen you post here. I'm 99.99999% sure you wouldn't do something this stupid and disgusting.

 

[wufabufa]

10x per year since 1976.......bruh.

This man has shat into a pringles can and thrown it out of his vehicle over 470 times.

 

[fedorthegoat777]

He probably comes back in the parking lot and waits for someone to see a can of Pringles. Oh look, a free snack! They reach in and grab this guy's crap.

He obviously gets some kind of kick outta this.

I admit, it is funny if you were about 14.

 

[fedorthegoat777]

I like how when caught he defends himself by claiming he did it 10 other times that year haha.

Right?
I wonder how that goes for his clients. Yeah, this guy might have raped this girl, no biggie, he does this all the time. He raped a half dozen people just last year. Normal behavior, just let him go.

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

I defer to the lawyers @panamaican @Darkballs @Zankou and @Lord Coke to answer this.

It might be some inside joke that most lawyers engage in.

Real lawyers or guys who pretend to be lawyers on a karate forum?

 

[44nutman]

Anyone know where he was on January 6th?
He would fit in with the crowd that finger painted with their shit on the walls of the Capitol.

 

[mkess101]

Lawyers just are incapable of telling the truth.

LOL this one seems a bit TOO truthful.

"No your honor no no...see...this wasn't an isolated incident where my emotions got the better of me. I do this often to blow off steam."

 

[pinger]

Good to know there are still suitable lawyers Trump hasn't tried yet