Ariel Helwani: "Fighters are a lot like strippers"

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    So the most prominent MMA journalist thinks MMA fighters are like strippers... I'm sure the fighters will be happy to hear he thinks so highly of them.

    Homie should get slapped for that shit.
     
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    Mma "journalists" are a lot like rats
     
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    the great ariel helwani, ladies and gentlemen
     
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    Ariel is a lot like a worthless fuck.
     
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    I don't get the analogy. What was his point
     
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    *rockhold bulge.jpg*
     
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    Can't watch right now cliffs anyone?
     
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    That fighters have messed up childhoods/family problems.
     
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    Ariel is a little pigeon, instigating shit wherever he goes. Or a crow....

    That big beak of his fits nicely
     
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    Bullshit. Fighting is like the stock market. Just ask GSP.
     
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    Helwani is a fucking idiot
     
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    And Dana White is their pimp?
     
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    why you hate strippers TS, Damn
     
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    Strippers are a lot like fighters, in that you often have to beat dat ass.
     
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    Fighters should start asking to be paid to appear on his show. Strippers are paid for their time.
     
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    I don't, but Ariel was disparaging both with his analogy. Not the most flattering or thoughtful analogy if you ask me.
     
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    Ariel : fighters are alot like strippers, right ?

    Al : <23>{<doc}{<huh}
     
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