ALLOW KNEES DANER

[Objectively Correct]

How to stop biochemically* enhanced weightbully fighters from Abdulmanaps school of crotchsniffing?

Stand them up after three seconds.
Allow knees to grounded opponents.

There, I saved this gay ass sport thank me later.

*Biochemically enhanced refers to the fact that theyre training at high altitudes. Im not insinuating anything else.

 

[Fact Checker]

I’m on board with that. Some of these dudes would be toast under pride rules.


Imagine getting protected by rules in a fight? You can essentially shoot with impunity.

 

[World eater]

Not commenting on anything else, but knees to downed opponents should absolutely be legal.

 

[Objectively Correct]

Not commenting on anything else, but knees to downed opponents should absolutely be legal.

 

[jeff7b9]

Allow all the strikes all the time.

Knees
Soccer kicks
Stomps
12-6 hellbows
Purple nurples... Indian burns, wedgies, noogies


It's a fight.

 

[PeterGriffin]

Not commenting on anything else, but knees to downed opponents should absolutely be legal.

They are as long as you're not aiming for the head.

GSP fucked Serra up with them in their rematch.

 

[TempleoftheDog]

As long as we all understand..

The rules have zero to do with Dana, or the UFC.

 

[Luthien]

Allow Herb Dean to go wild with yellow and red cards like in ONE
1 card and you lose like 25% of your purse - fighters be scared to death

 

[Objectively Correct]

As long as we all understand..

The rules have zero to do with Dana, or the UFC.

no its all danas personal fault

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

EliteXC had the right idea with the stall timer, but purists hated it.

 

[Vil7]

Allow all the strikes all the time.

Knees
Soccer kicks
Stomps
12-6 hellbows
Purple nurples... Indian burns, wedgies, noogies


It's a fight.

Add in handjobs, fingering & gentle taco pinching.

 

[Thesnake101]

EliteXC had the right idea with the stall timer, but purists hated it.

I mean it would just make the bottom guy cling on for their life.

 

[Fedora Millionankles]

How to stop biochemically* enhanced weightbully fighters from Abdulmanaps school of crotchsniffing?

Stand them up after three seconds.
Allow knees to grounded opponents.

There, I saved this gay ass sport thank me later.

*Biochemically enhanced refers to the fact that theyre training at high altitudes. Im not insinuating anything else.

Dana has no say. It’s the athletic commissions that make/approve the rules.

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

Allow everything, even remove the mouth piece and gloves

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Allow all the strikes all the time.

Knees
Soccer kicks
Stomps
12-6 hellbows
Purple nurples... Indian burns, wedgies, noogies


It's a fight.

Headbutts?
Oil checks?

 

[TheBulge]

OP I don't know if you realize this but knees to grounded opponents would help out the neckbeards even more, not so much the other way around.

 

[jeff7b9]

Headbutts?
Oil checks?

ALL the strikes.





Gotta have oil checks too.
Though they seem to be pretty much allowed now. Diego never lost a point.

 

[Megatronlee]

How to stop biochemically* enhanced weightbully fighters from Abdulmanaps school of crotchsniffing?

Stand them up after three seconds.
Allow knees to grounded opponents.

There, I saved this gay ass sport thank me later.

*Biochemically enhanced refers to the fact that theyre training at high altitudes. Im not insinuating anything else.

Nope. Keep em down there. Make them get better take down defense

 

[kneebartotheface]

Well.....

OP is objectively correct.

 

[jeff7b9]

Add in handjobs, fingering & gentle taco pinching.

Is gentle taco pinching currently a foul?