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Prometheus wasn't stupid.. It was smart. Stupid people ruimed Prometheus.
Prometheus wasn't stupid.. It was smart. Stupid people ruimed Prometheus.
The internet is a scary place. I read @Dragonlordxxxxx 's review thinking "who the hell were Fifeld and Milburn again?" so I googled them and one of the hits was this:
And another:
Wtf?
Update: January 4, 2013
Milburn's Idiotic Behavior in PROMETHEUS Finally Explained
Ridley Scott's Prometheus was one of the most anticipated films in 2012 but turned out to be a huge disappointment thanks largely in part to its annoying and obnoxious characters. We now take a look at Milburn (Rafe Spall), one of the said moronic characters in the film, and try to explain some of his inexplicable dumb actions, like petting the space cobra and other foolish behaviors. There's only one logical explanation why a well-educated biologist would act in such a idiotic manner. Milburn is clearly a homosexual. Below is a list of irrefutable proof to support this theory:
1. Milburn immediately zeroes in on Fifield (Sean Harris) at the mess hall, sits down at his table, and introduces himself with a creepy schoolgirl-crush smile. Milburn doesn't even bother introducing himself to another crew member directly seating besides Fifield. This anonymous crew member looked to be decently dressed and civilized, all good qualities for a potential friend. But nooooo, Milburn is more drawn to the mohawked heavily-tattooed serial killer-looking Fifield. Go figure. (Who in Weyland Industries screens these assholes??)
2. At the debriefing, Fifield belittles Shaw's star map and Milburn is the only one grinning like an idiot. And when Fifield puts down Shaw's Engineer theory and Milburn laughed like it's the greatest fucking joke he has ever heard in his life.
3. When Fifield has a nervous breakdown inside the alien building and asks who wants to join him back to the ship, Milburn happily says yes. [In Bane's voice] But of course. Milburn, abandoning his natural scientific curiosity, hopes to get some quality time with his BFF.
Fifield >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> potentially the greatest scientific discovery of mankind ever
4. Fifield and Milburn get lost inside the alien structure. I'm pretty sure Milburn mislead them and intentionally got themselves lost so that he could spend an uninterrupted romantic evening with Fifield.
5. When Fifield freaks out at seeing the cobra alien life form, Milburn takes this opportunity to show Fifield that he is boyfriend material by petting the snake against his better judgment.
6. Before the cobra enters Milburn's mouth, if you listen really carefully, you can hear Milburn's faint death cry, "I love you, Fifield..."
It is so, for me anyways.Dragon, say it ain't so.
She was human. She was also the daughter of Peter Weyland.Was Charlize Theron an android on prometheus?
This gripe was always silly. If a giant megaton of metal was rolling at you out of nowhere. most people would probably shit their pants and freeze in place much less have the sense to dodge out of the way.
Or, ya'know, maybe run 10 feet to the right or left so-as to avoid getting crushed completely.
Just got back from seeing it, horrible movie. Can't believe they've messed it up this bad. If I knew how to enter a spoiler I'd elaborate.
Pedesterians get hit by cars all the time when they can simply move back or forward . A quick look at youtube shows near collisions where people just bunch up in a panic instead of making any sensible route of escape. Its safe to say the average person wont keep their composure if they are ground zero in an aircraft disaster. Theres a lot to nitpick about prometheus but this complaint is just silly.
If David created the eggs that spawn the original Alien, how the hell did a bunch of them end up in a derelict engineer spacecraft on LV426, which is so old the remains of the engineer have fossilised. This movie is set not long before the events of the first alien.
Also the first guy to get attacked by a face hugger wakes up not long after and immediately a chest burster emerges. In the original movie Kane was immobilised for some time before it released him, and then survived long enough to have a medical and go to dinner before anything happened. The second guy in covenant to get it has the face hugger on his face for all of 10 seconds and is still fighting it, and it some how impregnates him?
So David and Shaw finally make it to.. somewhere.. and David just bio-nukes the place. No explanation why. No explanation what happened to Shaw, apart from the fact that David clearly experimented on her either before or after she died.
thank you my good manHow to use those spoiler tags
Good for me that I really never agreed with Dragonlord except with Kong
You hang on dragonlords nuts like that?Then the problem is you.. and yes, you will probably like a bad movie.
You hang on dragonlords nuts like that?
Goddamn son lol