A Message From Sage

[nanika]

weird shit.

also why are his pupils the size of dimes?

 

[TIMELESS TRUTH]

Not gonna lie... jealous as fuck. Years in gym and nowhere close to these arms.

Everyone from the Houston area has arms like this though! Cough cough...

 

[whaleshark]

Sage ain’t fuckin around
Praise the lord

 

[WeirdFacts]

Not gonna lie... jealous as fuck. Years in gym and nowhere close to these arms.

Spent a year dedicating yourself to get to 6-8% bodyfat and small muscles start to look astonishingly big.

 

[OnMcGregorNutz]

weird shit.

also why are his pupils the size of dimes?

Dem opies brah

Edit: that would make em small

Dat molly brah

 

[WinZip]

Not gonna lie... jealous as fuck. Years in gym and nowhere close to these arms.

That's probably because you're not on steroids.

 

[Thunderchild]

I read that with Sage's voice

It's easy to imagine what Sage would say. You just mix Ned Flanders and Screech from Saved by The Bell's thought processes, and then deliver it in the cringiest way possible.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Cringe.

You can clearly see he's flexing his arm but pretends like he's sitting there casually.

That's the JCVD pose.

 

[Bumblebeef]

he could be best friend with tony ferguson

 

[lorenzofertatta]

Hard to believe kid's only 19

 

[Adjutant]

Where does humility fit in with his devotion to the Scripture and teachings of Jesus Christ?

I feel like he’s missing the mark.

 

[cheezum]

Hey USADA would you bust this kid already?

burger meat brah