Zoos suck (rant)

[Bay Area]

So the other day, I went to the zoo with some homies... and it sucked. We spent the day hiking in the hot sun, looking at animals that did nothing but eat and shit. To top it off, we were hit with a constant guilt trip from the announcers about how humans are killing off animals and ruining habitats. Hey fuck you pal. It's humans that keep theses zoos running.

To top everything off, we waited over an hour to watch the "Cheetah Run". This is the main attraction at the park. We spent an hour listing to how magnificent cheetahs are, and how we will be the few people on earth to witness one run at top speed. Finally the Cheetah comes out and sprints for 20 yards or so. Then we get told the Cheetah can't handle another top speed run. WTF? I paid for this?


At least at Sea World, they make the animals do backflips and other tricks.



Discuss.

 

[trolololol]

Did you at least pay for your lemonade this time or what?

 

[Horse Style]

I'm betting that cheetah is more affluent than you are.

 

[Luger]

To top everything off, we waited over an hour to watch the "Cheetah Run". This is the main attraction at the park. We spent an hour listing to how magnificent cheetahs are, and how we will be the few people on earth to witness one run at top speed. Finally the Cheetah comes out and sprints for 20 yards or so. Then we get told the Cheetah can't handle another top speed run. WTF? I paid for this?

Lol at thinking that the animals perform at a certain time, to their fullest.
They are capable of certain things, don't expect them to do it at opening hours.

 

[NHB7]

Near where I live, at the SF zoo, some teens had the same impression several years ago. So they threw stuff at the Tigers to try to get them to do something. It worked. The tiger jumped out of its enclosure and killed one of them.

 

[kuromusha]

Don't tell that to Zoocleaner Abe

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Animals want to live on cement.
What?
They line up for the chance in the wild.
Fact, animals hate the outdoors

 

[Swiftie]

Next time, jump into the lions den.You'll have a blast.

 

[spin]

Zoos are not really for the homies.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

i like when p[eople fall intot he enclosures and get to cuddle with the aminals.

 

[mushishi]

Zoos are not really for the homies.

Bay Area got love for the homies.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I hear retards like the zoo.

 

[5crew]

Near where I live, at the SF zoo, some teens had the same impression several years ago. So they threw stuff at the Tigers to try to get them to do something. It worked. The tiger jumped out of its enclosure and killed one of them.

I voted it Fight of the century.

Old guard defeated up-and-coming prospect. Or maybe I should use the super overused term from heavies. Old guard destroyed prospect.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

A lot of animals are in zoo's cause they are endangered in the wild

Zoo's are pretty good actually

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

And may god have mercy on your soul.

 

[mb23100]

So you're pissed that the animals that we take out of their natural habitat and confine in cages for our amusement didn't do backflips for you on demand?

 

[Michaelangelo]

did you and your homies sneak in to avoid paying the $2 entrance fee?

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

I'll dispel a few common myths here
Zoos rarely if ever take animals from the wild these days. Almost all are born in captivity. Many the come from the wild were injured and can not be released.
Zoo animals often behave like wild animals. Wild animals spend a lot of their day eating or sleeping.
Going to the zoo on a hot day is not the zoos fault.
The animals are supposed to be ambassadors to the wild and help you learn not do fucking tricks.
Humans are directly responsible for causing the 6th mass extinction.

 

[TrippleOG]

Another terrible post from the land of the gays . The gay area sucks

 

[Bay Area]

I'm betting that cheetah is more affluent than you are.

Possibly.

Why do you hate the poor Mr. Horse?