You're a male stripper, post the songs you perform to

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  1. SSgt Dickweed

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    For a straight up dick show


    Balls of Fury FTW


    For the sistahs


    For a slow sensual dance to make the 40+ year olds feel young


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    Hands down this, with the video playing on a giant projector lit screen

     
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    This is the only answer
     
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    If I strip, its only to one man's words.


    My carribean queen dance makes the night janitorial staff have to come in early with extra sponge mop replacements. The floors of the audience gets slippery and become a hazard. I'm a liability if a club hires me.
     
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    then, a show done just for the money, where embarrassingly there would be so many sherdoggers presents.

     
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    Nobody humps a floor better than me
     
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