Your worst moment?

[Luger]

I´m not sure if it was the worst one, it is the one that sticks out.
I don't take things too seriously in general.
I worked as a sales representative and was really hung over. I literally fell asleep on the job, in the work car and got fired.

 

[Primitivo]

 

[ROKKO]

Was that today? Because that is a bad day.

 

[Luger]

Was that today? Because that is a bad day.

No, it happened a while ago.

 

[Luger]

I don't understand people who come to work that hungover. Mostly because of the groaning, the leaning to one side, and the drooling.

It seems like the right thing to do at the moment haha

 

[MaureenCretis]

Penile fracture in 2011. Won't be forgetting that one in a hurry.

 

[Luger]

Penile fracture in 2011. Won't be forgetting that one in a hurry.

Damn, how did you manage to accomplish that?

 

[FreddyFingers]

Try bath salts working at a gas station, men in blue liked to show up and get free soda and give you eyeball of justice.

Watch quickest damn employee you ever seen.

Watch the most retarded customers this side of the planet; change like 10 dollars worth, every other asshole wanted a scratch card, people writing checks, people forgetting their wallet, people stealing gas, people just stealing.

I was only sane person in miles.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Getting my knee broken to pieces in a motorcycle race by the deeds of another rider.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

Emotionally or physically?

Emotionally:

1) Finding out my mom had cancer for the third time
2) Putting down my childhood dog (I just sat in the parking lot and cried for hours)

Physically:

-Herniated disks in my back. I have had far more severe injuries, but that was the most painful. I couldn't move properly for weeks.

Light Hearted "Worst Moment"

-Having my voice break while reading the school announcements in the 8th great. Literally everybody in the school was privy to an awkward puberty moment.

 

[MaureenCretis]

Damn, how did you manage to accomplish that?

Wedding anniversary.

 

[Primitivo]

Penile fracture in 2011. Won't be forgetting that one in a hurry.

Been there.

 

[MaureenCretis]

Been there.

They'll never understand us. Never...

 

[Primitivo]

They'll never understand us. Never...

Amen to that. I told the story a few nights ago to a woman I started seeing, she had a good 10 mins laugh.

 

[TheRash]

DWI arrest 12 years ago. Thank God that I didn't cause a crash or hurt anyone, just an arrest. I still feel horrible about it, even though my life has changed because of it.

After the arrest, I decided to change myself, and redirect my energy from partying to self advancement, and I have done astonishingly well. I make 6 figures a year, paid off my mortgage in less than a year, have 2 beautiful children, and a gorgeous wife, I even own a small ranch in West Texas. But despite all that I still remember and deeply regret that night in Missouri where I was driving through city streets with a bac of .2.

When I say it's the worst moment of my life it's because I know that moment was the culmination of years of irresponsible living, years of alcohol abuse, years of self centered decisions. So that particular moment may not be the worst thing I've ever done, but it's the end result of a dark period I wish never occured.

 

[Doughbelly]

Toilet paper tore while I was wiping my ass earlier today. Some poop got under my fingernail and it still smells like poop no matter how many times I wash it.
The worst part is I keep sniffing it, hoping that the smell's gone away and every time it's like nope, still smells like poop.

I'm pretty devastated.

 

[thebluerider]

i shit myself at work once. somehow i made it home without getting caught.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Drill Sergeant pushed me onto outstretched constantina wire.

He later claimed I tripped.

Few days later when I was on doctor's leave from training, I was cleaning in a barracks room and he comes in and pushed my back, my badly injured back, against a wall and said 'I just physically provoked you, whatchya gonna do, private?' In retrospect, he did this thinking I was a coward, like he probably did to previous cowards. He learned I wasn't one.

Won't go into specifics what happened, but afterwards I told him 'Say you tripped.'

 

[Primitivo]

Toilet paper tore while I was wiping my ass earlier today. Some poop got under my fingernail and it still smells like poop no matter how many times I wash it.
The worst part is I keep sniffing it, hoping that the smell's gone away and every time it's like nope, still smells like poop.

I'm pretty devastated.

 

[Archie Goodwin]

Coming home to a half empty house, wife of 22 years (24 together) gone - she even took the dog.