Your most disgraceful, shameful crush

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That body is insane for someone her age

you ever see a really old woman's crotch? it is like a roadkill casserole.
 
I'll see Rex's Casey Anthony and raise him:

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always had a thing for this freak.


Also, not ugly, but my "secret" celebrity crush has always been:


Judy Greer
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The nastiest fucking thing I've ever seen. That's what it is.
 
Yo Tsarcasmic, the hell is that?

It's like a trashy Nia Vardalos.
 
Christ, even Sting would de-forest her with trimmers before tackling it!!

Speaking of Sting, his wife would certainly not get it. Gross. A guy that handsome and famous should have a much sexier bird than her.
 
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