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Your first moves in the Zombie Apocalypse

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  1. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    I think I'd watch something unrelated to zombies... like Superbad or The Fugitive

    Edit: My bad, thought it said "First movies..."
     
  2. ejectoseatoCUZ White Belt

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    Cheat meal errday 'nomsayin?
     
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  3. Phlog Dad Belt

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    Board up windows and drop bars on doors first, we have a months supply of food and water.

    Call my apocalypse go team and activate plan Alpha. Call parents and explain what plan alpha means for their farm. In plan alpha the team makes it there in two weeks once initial trouble has calmed down. Once everyone is settled into new reality plan Beta begins.

    Plan Beta involves securing team members plane from local air field and flying to family yacht. It's off an island so hopefully safe, if not we can live at sea, we have a desalination plant, will raid coastal areas for parts and extra supplies.
     
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  4. Sonny Qc 86,425 Likes

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    Uncle got a wood cabin in the north of quebec.

    only way to get there is a plane that land on the nearest lake.

    anyone that could get there would survive till their natural death.

    endless supply of deer, moose, Hare, fish and clean water
     
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  5. SammyPops Steel Belt

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    flyin would def be a problem.

    My problem would be if/when other hmans came to steel the cows. Dude has a couple hunting rifles but nowhere near enough to protect against a dozen armed dudes.
     
  6. Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    What's to stop someome from taking the ranch from you? Go to the mountains? You and every other yokel.

    First thing I do is board up the windows with my prefabbed and precut/drilled sheets. Put out radio call to MAG members on our secure (securish, no radio comms are 100%) radio channel. Fill up any vessel in the house with water if water is still on, otherwise I have a few hundred gallons on standby. Ensure my food prep logs are up to date. If power is off, begin pressure canning all of the meat and produce I can with the propane stove(s). Fire up wood stove and begin securing wood in the house. Prepare genny. Reinforce entry ways with hard armor. Stage weapons for response, stage armor for response.

    Determine threat matrix. Begin building more on local community connections. Transition from wage slave to militant farmer.

    That's just the first 8 hours or so.
     
  7. RoyalTS Purple Belt

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    Go to poland and fuck myself to death.
     
  8. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    Zombie chicks... when a toothy blowjob is the least of your problems LOL
     
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  9. Herwald Red Belt

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    Classic pop culture zombies don't scare me. With enough ammo, it would be a lay up for a generic local police station - they could clear the entire city. Not to mention the military vs zombies. It wouldn't even be competitive. Even if they were the sprinting zombies.

    If they spread the virus more easily than just by biting, though, if a touch alone could transmit it and few of them tainted the water supply, etc. - then it's just game over. A "choke on them" ending, for sure.
     
  10. Destroyer Angel White Belt

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    I would begin by making a series of phone calls to activate a militia and focus on food production, and defence.

    Then I would execute a series of raids on local drug stores to secure medical care.

    Then I’d develop a relationship with a medical doctor if not already done.

    After that I would focus on ammo and weapon stockpiling in anticipation to grow my fighting force.

    If local security and basic needs are achieved I would start sending out scouts to begin diplomatic and economic relationships with other clans.
     
  11. ramsiN Shout Out Mental Illness

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    i literally have no want need or intention to live in a zombie post apocalyptic world. i always found peoples necessity to keep living to be funny especially in a world like that with 0 hope as if the current reality we have isn't hopeless enough lol. at any rate, should society turn into shit im running straight to CVS or Walgreen, raiding all their pain killers and having 1 or 2 banger of nights before i OD and peace the fuck out of this hell hole.
     
  12. MeatWagon06 Biting on feints

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    Hitting up pharmacies and arms stores for all the good shit.
     
  13. Thai Domi Silver Belt

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    You don't already have a designated rendezvous and you think the (likely renegade) NG is just going to tilt-nipple and let you swipe their gear? You're dead inside of a week.
     
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    those would be my first movies in the zombie apocalypse
     
  15. LeonardoBjj Professional-Wrestler

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    - I would welcome those stupid zombies to my garden!

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  16. NoGoodNamesLeft Silver Belt

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    rendesvous with @Red Beard at our secret meting spot
     
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  17. GordoBarraBJJ Titanium Belt

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    Go up that hot 22yr old Filipino Chick who works at the food court in the mall by me and ask her if she want's to bang for a few days in a row - since we're going die anyway.
     
  18. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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  19. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    this would be me when my geek post zombie apoc society starts
     
  20. Streeter Silver Belt

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    Drive a semi into Bass Pro Shop the week before.

    Load up the box with Guns, ammo, tac clothes , flash lights, fishing gear , lots of boots n socks, as much water proof shot as I can find. Tons of water n matches.

    Get myself friends and Family to a boat off coast and go to Epsteins Island ... . Kill any people on it and set up shop.
     

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